Quoted for fucking truth.
I tried Aikido, but I always had 'weird' reactions to the techniques they tried to drill.
They had me grab a same side wrist, and then they did some weird step push on my arm that is supposed to make me fall to the ground. I just let go of the wrist. They had to keep on telling me how no one lets go of the wrist in a real situation.
I wasn't resisting, and then some nerdy kid is telling me to 'not be so tense' or i'll get hurt..
Aikido is just a huge waste of time
I did this Aikido class once because they were scheduled to have the mat space we were using for BJJ. It looked really lame, but I figured I should give it a try so they could prove it to me. After all, some people think BJJ looks lame, and I usually just ask for them to try so I can prove it to them.
We did some ukemi and tai sabaki which wasn't too bad.
Then we sat seiza and watched the instructor demonstrate a move. Then we partnered up and were told to do it four times each and switch.
The move was an ikkyo control off a wrist grab. I grabbed my partner's wrist. He said that I was grabbing it wrong. I apologized and grabbed with my other hand. He said no go back to the first way. I grabbed it again. He said it was still wrong.
I asked him how I should grab him. He said naturally. I said okay and grabbed him again. He said it was still wrong.
He called the instructor over, and she showed me how to grab naturally. Apparently grabbing naturally involves stiff arming the guy's wrist into his chest as hard as you can off balance so he can turn slightly while you fling yourself into the armbar. I guess I misunderstood naturally.
I grabbed the demonstrated way. My partner effortlessly put me into the ikkyo. He felt grand.
Then it was my turn. Except my partner didn't grab me the natural way. He grabbed me the same way I had initially grabbed him.
Instead of calling the instructor over to tattle on him, I just adjusted my technique a little to make it work anyway. I had to jerk him a little bit off balance first -- just like you would do in Jiu Jitsu or Judo. My ikkyo worked as well.
The instructor ran over and started yelling at me. She said that I should never use such force, and I could seriously injure someone. I used way more force all the time in BJJ, and somehow my opponents didn't die, but that seemed lost on her. I promised that I would never use such force again. My partner was staring at me with a frown the whole time as if I'd disrupted the entire fabric of the universe.
I don't really remember the rest. I just kind of zoned out and hoped it would end. It eventually did, and I got the fuck out of there. What a crock of shit.
Pretty much every other guy I meet in real life who has tried Aikido describes the same type of stuff. Ironically, pretty much every guy I meet on here swears it isn't true. Somewhere these numbers aren't lining up.
As for me, I'll take my real life experiences.