age birthdays quit being birthdays

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Women generally make a real big deal about their birthdays.

They say things like my "bday month or bday week".

Get over yourself.

It works at Red Robin for the free burger.

 

[Hyperglide]

lol


Kind of I guess


His real name is Michael Wincott

That dude has an epic voice.

On to the topic at hand. I stopped giving a fuck about birthdays when I turned 20. That was 16 years ago.

I'll occasionally go for drinks and dinner with friends but don't have a party or cake and ice cream and presents and the like.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

My wife gives me a blowjob every year for my birthday. Or at least she used to. Last year she was 39 weeks pregnant, and this year our son wouldn't go to sleep, so it didn't happen again.

Being in your 30's ain't what it's cracked up to be.

 

[choke you]

My daughters bday is 2 days before mine so I don't even bother with mine.