You lie compulsively, and I can't stand people who lie, especially after they have been confronted time and time again with the actual facts.
But, to your grace, at least you're not a foul mouth, which keeps you from getting on my ignore list. That does mean however that I will keep pushing back on your lies. So if you want an out, there it is. Or you could just start being a decent human being, and start aknowledging reality, and stop pushing known lies. You're a reasonably intelligent fellow, from what I can tell (hence my explicit statement the cow thing being a joke), which is why it bothers me even more than usual that you keep lying. You know the facts, they have been presented to you umpteen times already. Act like it.