A Mayberry Question

[These Two Hands]

So my 6 year old asked me this earlier today. I have thought about it, and come to the conclusion it is a perfect Mayberry question:

If your farts could cure cancer, but nobody believed you, would you go around holding down cancer patients and farting on their heads?

I would do it, but I think I'd dress up in an elaborate costume like some kind of vigilante superhero first.

 

[Phlog]

A double blind study would prove it. I'd likely use science.

 

[Phlog]

That said, if magic prevented the poof, sure. I'd get a job in a cancer ward, do it at night.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

My first instinct is to make real good friends with them so I can play the bro card and just blast em like it's some good natured ribbing. But that would take too long, too much time and energy investment, and the plan wouldn't turn out right in a large percentage of individual cases.

After a bit more thinking, I think kindly introducing oneself to them (under false name), extending your arm to shake, and then seizing their hand whilst feisting on the now helpless appendage of theirs, would be just "normal enough" to understand and forgive if you ran away quickly. It wouldn't be worth the effort of chasing you for prosecution (especially if they are weak from being ill), and the obviousness of the joke combined with slight shock would work to keep them stunned while you got away, yet not enough to fester into revenge. The good karma you would accumulate from this would quickly surpass Gandhi

 

[M3t4tr0n]

So my 6 year old asked me this earlier today. I have thought about it, and come to the conclusion it is a perfect Mayberry question:

If your farts could cure cancer, but nobody believed you, would you go around holding down cancer patients and farting on their heads?

I would do it, but I think I'd dress up in an elaborate costume like some kind of vigilante superhero first.

It would be your moral and civic duty to do so. You would be a hero and savior to millions. Only bare ass though because letting the opportunity slip buy would be a crime against humanity. I would buy stock in pink eye medication.

 

[punky brewster]

You should hold your 6 year old down, fart on his head, and tell him you just saved his life

 

[John Wang]

This is something I already do, but it has nothing to do with curing anything

 

[Kraysla]

Hurry up and stick your face down here, i want to save your life.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

I would fart into jars and throw them into the cancer ward

 

[Higus]

Crop Dust the local Hospice, IMO.

 

[thebluerider]

your kid is awesome

 

[ajwbjj87]

Taco Bell would probably be your main sponsor

 

[ironwolf]

I fingered a Spanish chick once.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I could see bug hunters going to bareback cancer parties, just so they could receive your farts as treatment.

 

[jefferz]

Taco Bell would probably be your main sponsor

You want to fart on them, not diarrhea on them

 

[Joe Wong]

An even deeper question TS. What if you got cancer? how would you fart on your head?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

So my 6 year old asked me this earlier today. I have thought about it, and come to the conclusion it is a perfect Mayberry question:

If your farts could cure cancer, but nobody believed you, would you go around holding down cancer patients and farting on their heads?

I would do it, but I think I'd dress up in an elaborate costume like some kind of vigilante superhero first.

Awesome kid kwestion.
I would have a real struggle with forcing medication on people but in the end I'd do it anyways.
At the end of my hospital shift, I'd head to the cancer center and cure the youngest patients, one per evening depending on what stage they're in.
*grieving parents have made final arrangements for their child, get called the nurses station, wonder, joy, confusion, and loud praises for the Lord's miracles.*
And I'd be alright with letting people blow the credits.
Easier to believe God did it than that gassy motherfucker...

 

[MusterX]

So my 6 year old asked me this earlier today. I have thought about it, and come to the conclusion it is a perfect Mayberry question:

If your farts could cure cancer, but nobody believed you, would you go around holding down cancer patients and farting on their heads?

I would do it, but I think I'd dress up in an elaborate costume like some kind of vigilante superhero first.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I have a feeling that when society caught wind of it (ha!) that I would be hunted down and exploited for money. So I'd have to travel around like David Banner and get into misadventures while saving lives and trying not to get caught.

 

[dije1]

So my 6 year old asked me this earlier today. I have thought about it, and come to the conclusion it is a perfect Mayberry question:

If your farts could cure cancer, but nobody believed you, would you go around holding down cancer patients and farting on their heads?

I would do it, but I think I'd dress up in an elaborate costume like some kind of vigilante superhero first.