Anybody else gotta deal with real asshole neighbours? Just had a run in with the fat fuck who lives next door. Was going down the stairs minding my own business and some people are coming up past me I don't recognise then the cretin who lives next door to me comes round the corner and almost walks right into me cos he's drunk and too busy looking at his feet. I never said anything just kept on down the stairs and he shouts after me "watch yourself". I just did my incredulous Cormier coupon and said likewise mate, then he shouts you freak. Now I'm pretty pissed and I say sorry bud didn't quite catch that you want to come down here say it to my face and he replies aye see you later. "Thats what I thought" I reply and I walk outside. I've got some scraps of food for one of my local foxes who is outside and I go into the woods with her and start feeding her when this joker appears again with his dog and sends it into the woods and it scares my Fox away and starts barking at me so I tell it to piss off. Then the prick starts shouting shit at me and I come out the woods and say come on then fat boy let's fucking go right now, to whit he says get a ay from me, pulls out his phone walks away and starts calling the cops. I've had this sort of shit with this passive aggressive pissbag before, walks past me calls me a name when he's a little bit past me then when I confront him he shows what a gutless sack of shit he is and starts squeeling like a bitch how he's gonna call the cops if I don't stop harrasing him. Really hope this oxygen thief dies in a burning wreckage or some equally pleasant fate. Ok so that's my rant. Feel free to share your own a hole neighbour stories.
