A hole neighbours

Name the fox after me dude
 
Not exactly my neighbors, but one time the people across the street were having construction done on their house. There were some workers working early in the morning, making noise (obviously). One of the the workers was quite round, so my friend gets up and yells "fat f*ck" out the window without my permission. Now these guys are heated at us. In about an hour, after eating breakfast, we leave to go downtown. These workers immediately confront us, and, even though I did not want my friend to start sh*t with them, I have to back him up or these guys are gonna f*ck him up. So we ended up brawling with some construction workers in the middle of the road. Me and my friend beat the piss out of these guys. It was quite ridiculous.
 
I would have instantly made friends with you after seeing you feeding a fox, that's awesome dude. Invite your neighbor to a BBQ to squash the beef. If he asks why the meat tastes funny, tell him he should get a pure breed dog next time and it'll taste much better.
 
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