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  1. Kowboy Karl

    Kowboy Karl Black Belt

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  2. AceCooch

    AceCooch Ace Land

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    No more cages visible to fighters...

    Tired of fighters grabbing the cage and stalling
     
  3. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit out a leopard

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    I like it when a fighter watches and fights off the big screen.
     
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  4. Guernica

    Guernica Double Yellow Belt Banned

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    No more women fighters...visible. I'm tired of seeing shitty fights.

    #GUERNICAbless
     
  5. Chivas GDL

    Chivas GDL Brown Belt

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    They should also be unable to see eachother. Just put them in there blindfolded and let them swing until one of them lands
     
  6. Reb

    Reb Purple Belt

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    No more refs, I hate it when a referee stops a good mauling.
     
  7. TheRassler

    TheRassler ---- L E G E N D A R Y --------- p4p GOAT poster

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    no more visible clothes on women fighters, I'm tired of their clothes covering up their goods.
     
  8. Coolkid666

    Coolkid666 Brown Belt

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    no more mma at all. give them guns instead
     
  9. Sampsonsimpson

    Sampsonsimpson Brown Belt

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    No more floor. Fighters now just grip the cage with their toes and fingers and fight like that. If they touch the floor (lava) they lose automatically.
     
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  10. Sir Punchalot

    Sir Punchalot Silver Belt

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    No more shertards. I hate it when I log on here and see threads as moronic as this one.
     
  11. Guernica

    Guernica Double Yellow Belt Banned

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    This is also a very acceptable answer.

    #GUERNICAbless
     
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  12. MRT

    MRT Black Belt

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    non-issue. for every fighter that stalls because of the clock, how many more instead try to finish strong?
     
  13. crystallake

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    Needs sharks with lazers swimming in the lava.
     
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    The Natural Born Runner Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I like the idea TS, but it's kind of impossible.
     
  15. Chubz

    Chubz Red Belt

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    Imagine if they looked up there and saw a different outcome, like some shit straight out of the Twilight Zone.
     
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  16. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit out a leopard

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    Thread turned to gold
    Who saw that coming
     
  17. Merman

    Merman Brown Belt

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    No more fighters obstructing the view of the Octagon!
     
  18. Benoitthegr8

    Benoitthegr8 Bum Life Practitioner Platinum Member

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    No more rounds, just fight to the lifelessness
     
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  19. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit out a leopard

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    Fucking LOL
    That's the start of Everybody's Big Book of Meta Excuses.
    "Outcome of fight changed by surrealism"
     
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    Dr Who Hmm

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    They could be made to wear special polarised lens that can't see the clock... Oh wait...
     

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