- The drones can't find the Nuke in time and it explodes in a major US city. On either Christmas Day or New Years Eve.
- Trump passes the Enabling Act, allowing him to make and pass any law he damn well feels like. Congress and the Senate are disbanded.
- Police are given vastly expanded powers, up to and including Summary Execution for certain offences.
- The Second War on Terror begins: Iran is nuked, Saudi Arabia is invaded. The IDF destroys the Al-Aqsa Mosque. During the invasion of Saudi Arabia, Mecca itself is destroyed. Even secular Muslims completely lose their shit and terror attacks become an almost daily event across the entire Western world.
- ISIS explode a Dirty Bomb. Next to the Vatican. After the surviving Cardinals elect a new Pope, he declares the Ninth Crusade. The Italian armed forces are converted en masse into Papal Military Orders, and shock the world by being the first Italians to actually win battles since the Roman Empire.
- After intense pressure from Trump, Putin and Zelenskyy meet for peace talks. Zelenskyy and Putin shake hands for the cameras. Putin falls two hundred feet to his death a short time later. From a ground floor window.
- China attacks Taiwan. However, the PLA lose control of their new biological weapon. Millions of Chinese are turned into flesh-eating Zombies and the invasion of Taiwan has to be called off as China descends into chaos.
- Trump declares Scotland and Canada to be the 51st and 52nd States. Sir Keir Starmer vows to fight American imperialism, then quickly backs down when senior military officers inform him that the UK's Armed Forces amount to about five hundred combat-ready soldiers, three warships and half a dozen fighter jets. And a dog with a bad temper.
- Aliens attempt to invade earth. By this point, the world is so fucked it takes a few days before anyone notices. And the Aliens get a nasty surprise when Elon Musk unleashes hordes of cybernetically enhanced, genetically engineered Space Marines. Led by the Primarch: a 9-foot tall, 400lbs ripped Barron Trump.
Right, that should take us to about July next year...
