Opinion 2025 Predictions: What Will Happen?

2025 - nothing good, our “leadership” will be a meme of the movie idiocracy. Possibly buttfuckers chain restaurant will open.

One thing for certain, rich will get tax breaks and the middle class will continue to get killed. King of debt will do his thing and print money.
 
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-Trump won't do anything about the swamp.

-Trump and Musk will have a nasty break up (like @Rob Battisti predicts). Musk will use Twitter to go after the orange turd and Twitter's value will reach new lows.

-Trump will see, once again, he's not a king and can't do whatever he wants.

-The centrists who voted for Trump will start having regrats (not a typo).

-The Dems won't learn a damn thing about their decisive defeat.

-Trump will have more mental episodes (I don't know if it's the right term) and the Republicans who were quick to point out Biden's problems will ignore all of it.

-RFK will do good things which should have been done long ago, but he'll also take many bad decisions. Best case scenario: even Steven.

-Poilievre will become Canada's PM.
 
-American manufacturing will take a huge hit with Stellantis(Jeep, RAM, Dodge, Chrysler) and Nissan shuttering many facilities(including dealerships) across the US due the blatant mismanagement and plummeting build quality. Honda snatches up Nissan and Mitsubishi.

-Crypto remains volatile with insane swings but ultimately increasing in value as a whole by year's end

-Diddy gets suicided. Rich weirdos let out a giant sigh of relief knowing they're free for another day and able to abuse our more vulnerable populations at their leisure

-Severance season 2 will be awesome

-A new COVID variant with more intense symptoms starts late summer. No one will care and life will go on like normal aside from a greater number of people needing to take 5 days off from work/school

-More Trump assassination attempts

-Drone/UFO sightings remain steady. Information comes out confirming it's anti-drone tech and the military practicing maneuvers on either coast prepping for some kind of attack.

-The only thing RFK will get done is getting fluoride out of the water supply(still a win, better than nothing)

-Record number of Americans will continue to default on their debt.

-Bigger push for nuclear energy will be made

-Trump pardons Joe Exotic

-Dems quadruple down on the dumb shit that cost them the election

-Republicans fail to deliver on promises made during the election cycle

-One of Trump's kids start campaigning early for 2028
 
-Dems quadruple down on the dumb shit that cost them the election

-Republicans fail to deliver on promises made during the election cycle

-One of Trump's kids start campaigning early for 2028
This, but also we get irrefutable proof of aliens and no one will care
 
- Trump does very little of note, but there is another assassination attempt on him.

- Something does give in the Ukraine. I'm not sure what, I just think 2025 is when that conflict winds down.
 
- Trump and Elon break up. They break up with everybody, why not each other.

- Israel drags on with its war. Bombings in South Gaza mostly end, and North Gaza is occupied by Israeli forces. IDF institutes a no man's land buffer zone and shoots lots of people. ICJ rules that Israel did not commit a genocide and the muslim world and the left gets outraged. Israel unofficially annexes large parts of the west bank through settlements and roads.

- Russia/Ukraine - Ukraine agrees to an unfavourable ceasefire. The terms will be Russia occupies more territory but Ukraine does not acknowledge annexation. Trump makes a big deal of it and says he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize while the world groans in disgust.

- RNC does a series of congressional investigations. I think they will focus on Biden's staff propping him up and whether he was secretly incapacitated for years. Another will be whether the Trump impeachment was prosecuted ethically.

- SCOTUS rules against trans rights

- RNC/ Trump slashes medicare, veterans benefits and the wealth gap explodes.
 
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Thread is seriously lacking imagination. Everyone says pretty much the same things.
Covid made us all dumber.
 
Thread is seriously lacking imagination. Everyone says pretty much the same things.
Covid made us all dumber.
I predict that in 2025, AI will take over the job, if it hasn't already.

Other predictions:

Trump's first 100 days in office will set the stage for the process of his removal via the 25th amendment before his term is half over--the talk will have begun long before that.

The Biden Crime Family: the Musical, by Marjorie Tag Team Greene

Lorde and Lady Gaga: the Theme Park
 
There are a number of strong indicators that a recession is coming irrespective of who is in office. A big lol though that you’re already blaming it on Trump.
A big lol that you're already carrying water for trump. What are the indicators?
 
Trump's first 100 days in office will set the stage for the process of his removal via the 25th amendment before his term is half over--the talk will have begun long before that.
They’ll wait until it’s half over so that Vance gets his term and still has 8 potential years on top if it
 
I will finally bang Selma Hayek.
 
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