+$$+ 2014 NBA Offseason Thread, v4: Multiple Sauces Edition +$$+

[themainman]

what does the Lebron app say, there's your answer. Samsung should push him to announce his decision on the app

 

[CCH]

Seriously the elephant in the room is the fact that Wade isn't the player Bern showed up to play with. Bern and Riley need to team up and tell Wade to take like $6 or 7 mil per or else hit the road jack.

I'll have a faust...shaken, not stirred.

 

[auger38]

I'll have a faust...shaken, not stirred.

 

[echohead]

what does the Lebron app say, there's your answer. Samsung should push him to announce his decision on the app

Thats actually a really good idea for them.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Wade and Bosh should've just kept their contracts and let Lebron do his thing. His fucking shoe sells 6x more than the second best bball shoe. He aint hurting for money.

Like Derelict when he conned Adidas into that almost 200 million dollar contract.

At least Bosh can get his on the market. Wade is fucked.

 

[DangDaGawd]

I have a hard time believing that Chris Sheridan has a source "plugged into" the Bern situation, but guys like Woj and Stein haven't heard anything about this.

 

[DangDaGawd]

 

[jrams]

Cermlo is lying in wait

 

[Thrilladelphia]

LeBron needs to man up and join America's 76ers for a number of reasons:

1) Elite defensive core in place in Embiid, Noel, and MCW

2) R.O.Y. Rookie of the year MCW is there to take ball handling pressure off of LeBern

3) It's America's team

4) He can follow in the foot steps of great players like AI, and Juliues Erving Phd.

5) When Embiid comes back, it will be the first time LeBron in his career has played with a legit center in his career.

6) We have the greatest fans of any sporting city in America. No one will pull a Miami and leave with 8 minutes left in the quarter of a finals game. No one will burn his jersey.

 

[INeedARemedy]

Nothing like going to a city that is consistently top-5 in murder rate per year. Would probably rather live in cLeaveland than Killadelphia

 

[Breakitdown]

Cermlo is lying in wait

lmfao

that will be how faust protests in Lejuice's driveway if he chooses to go back to CLE.

 

[Thrilladelphia]

Nothing like going to a city that is consistently top-5 in murder rate per year. Would probably rather live in cLeaveland than Killadelphia

A little murder is worth the risk to make history with America's franchise. Better than Decline Wade and Bosh.

 

[faustian]

lol Philly isn't even close to done yet with their 5-year tank project

 

[INeedARemedy]

lmfao

that will be how faust protests in Lejuice's driveway if he chooses to go back to CLE.

faust was actually spotted in Bern's backyard earlier

Spoiler

 

[BEER]

Experts agree that this thrilladelphia idiot is a can.

 

[faustian]

This is 4 years old but looks like it's gonna be relevant again lol

 

[Thrilladelphia]

lol Philly isn't even close to done yet with their 5-year tank project

Looks like the franchise is taking the same path as your fantasy team this year.

Experts agree that this thrilladelphia idiot is a can.

Yeah, except for the fact that the rest of America agrees with my thoughts. We're Americas team, might as well be wearing the stars and stripes on our backs.


MCW.


Noel.


Embiid.



Various European prospects overseas

Spoiler

LOOMING

 

[bosox32]

Melo gonna announce he'll sign with the Lakers tomorrow - unknown inside Sauces

 

[faustian]

Looks like the franchise is taking the same path as your fantasy team this year.

 

[El Chimpo]

if melo does go to the lakers...well see boosh to the rockets, bron to cavs and wade stick with the heat