12 Untrained Strongmen vs a Silverback Gorilla. Which side wins?

12 guys charging at a gorilla are going to startle it.... scare it.... and then the gorilla will eventually get killed.
 
livingdeadmoose said:
Lol, as if any experience in martial arts/hand to hand combat would help you. It's a fucking gorilla.
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I generally agree with 99.99.9% of the stuff you post. but don't sleep on Joe Son Do. or Ameri do te mayne. even having a strong pimp hand is a nice offensive weapon against an enraged silverback.

1.Reach down and hold what you got (grab your nuts)

2.stand your ground as he charges

3.reach back (like a pimp) and slap his ass(face) when he gets close enough. After you've established dominance with the "pimp slap" (shaft instrumental playing in your head) Put that ape in a dress with some lip stick on and send him out on the track.:mad:


































PM on how that turns out.
 
cmw43 said:
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That's badass, some Zookeeper Gabe stuff right there, didn't even flinch. Gabe dragged a Jaguar across a stall once when it was acting up.

And the gorilla would invent a new sport called Strongman Frisbee, would look like this

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tracksuitfan said:
We should have a series of this threads. Like every Sunday, to fill a gap that Game of thrones left, some clever dude makes a new one.

"Dragon vs Tank"
"Robocop vs The Witcher"
"Hercules vs Oberyn Martell"
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1. Depends on the tank, and the magnitude of the dragon.
2. Robocop via technological badassery.
3. Hercules via being a demigod.
 
kahiljabroni said:
There wouldn't need to be a volunteer decoy...the gorilla will pick its first victim. While its tearing that dude up the rest could bum rush him from behind. Idk....how big are gorillas anyway?
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This is how I see it happening. Gorilla charges and instakills one or two, then while he is ripping some other poor bastard in half the others attack from behind, kicking his balls and punching his head. It might kill a couple more guys but i don't think it could withstand that kind of punishment for long and would die with at least half of the humans still alive.
 
F. Todos said:
"Misinformed"? As if there is a real answer out there. It is lame is when people answer 100% either direction, as if there is no variability or no chance of anything beyond what they imagine to be true in this ridiculous scenario. May as well try to use your imagination.
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Um, no. There is a real answer. The gorilla would murder them easily.
 
I feel like if you locked them inside a gymnasium, both starting at opposite sides, the gorilla could kill/severely injure atleast 3 in it's first charge. They may be strongmen, but I seriously doubt they could do any significant damage through it's giant skull. Now, if the humans had basic primitive weapons I think they would probably win, but un-armed they are severely outmatched.
 
bad seed said:
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what now, playboy?
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He turns on his anti-matter run force field and while they bounce off that makes notes of their behavior like a good zoologist should? By the time the rest of the apes hit human level intelligence, humans will be nine tenths robotics, artificial intelligence and genetic engineering.

And the apes will probably be as weak as we are now (the trade-off between dexterity needed for technology and strength is the same as humans made tens of thousands of years ago).

Arthur Clarke wrote a story based on that far future, though he did it with humans having psychic superpowers by then.
 
Strongmen, easy.

When the gorilla is charging them at full speed, one of them just has to stick their fist out and touch them with teh jab. The resulting impact will obliterate the gorilla's chin and send him flying into the cosmos.
 
Gorilla by 1st Round "Head clean off".
 
georgejjr said:
He turns on his anti-matter run force field and while they bounce off that makes notes of their behavior like a good zoologist should? By the time the rest of the apes hit human level intelligence, humans will be nine tenths robotics, artificial intelligence and genetic engineering.

And the apes will probably be as weak as we are now (the trade-off between dexterity needed for technology and strength is the same as humans made tens of thousands of years ago).

Arthur Clarke wrote a story based on that far future, though he did it with humans having psychic superpowers by then.
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puny human still does not understand Gorilla power.
 
Where did some of you guys find your facts about these super gorillas? 600lbs? 20 times stronger than a man? Can out pull a horse?
Do they also fly and shoot lightning bolts out their butts?
 
D Train said:
Srs question: can you RNC a gorilla?
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in theory, you can choke out anything that breathes.

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but good luck trying to wrap around that.

They also have the arm mobility and length to grab anyone hanging off their back. And the strength to throw him off.
 
So has zookeeper gabe given us an answer to settle this matter? Or has he been facepalming throughout his tenure in this thread?
 
bad seed said:
in theory, you can choke out anything that breathes.

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but good luck trying to wrap around that.

They also have the arm mobility and length to grab anyone hanging off their back. And the strength to throw him off.
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Anyone trying to RNC a Gorilla is going to get their arm torn off. And then beaten about the head with the sticky end.
 
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