12 Untrained Strongmen vs a Silverback Gorilla. Which side wins?

Strongmen gonna get wrecked. Most of 'em prob started lifting because they wanted to compensate for an inferiority complex.

Then after years of training they got swol and now have a false sense of invincibility.

12 strongmen or fifty I can guarantee you not a single fuck would be given by that Silverback.

Believing anyone of those 12 strongmen would take the first step to engage in the fight is nothing more than false hope.
 
theocean said:
Anytime one of your strengths is eating faces im picking you in a fight. Gorillas are fucking beasts, and strongmen would gas after 30 seconds dudes got no stamina. Gorilla fights all day and eats faces for the victory.
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I read that as "feces" instead of "faces". I think either way it's safe to bet on someone that eats either one.
 
markulous said:
I read that as "feces" instead of "faces". I think either way it's safe to bet on someone that eats either one.
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Even funnier is i read it the same way when i reread the post and i wrote it.
 
1 brave man get's his shit pushed in in about 3 seconds, the other 11 run like bitches.
 
Horse Style said:
A sarcastic post that shows you completely misread my previous statement. Good job. lol
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Some people are getting way too into this. There's every chance it could just be a glorified sparring match.
 
Tonycpa said:
Strongmen gonna get wrecked. Most of 'em prob started lifting because they wanted to compensate for an inferiority complex.

Then after years of training they got swol and now have a false sense of invincibility.
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Or they are just really strong, belligerent dudes with tremendous willpower.


Tonycpa said:
12 strongmen or fifty I can guarantee you not a single fuck would be given by that Silverback.
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You are basically saying a single gorilla could just walk into your average countryside hamlet and kill everyone. Get real. We didn't become the dominant species by being complete pushovers.


Tonycpa said:
Believing anyone of those 12 strongmen would take the first step to engage in the fight is nothing more than false hope.
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OP specifically states they are fighting inside an octagon with no means of escape. When you are trapped inside a cage with a gorilla, you will fight.
 
theocean said:
Anytime one of your strengths is eating faces im picking you in a fight. Gorillas are fucking beasts, and strongmen would gas after 30 seconds dudes got no stamina. Gorilla fights all day and eats faces for the victory.
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Source?
Most video clips of gorilla activity I've seen are limited to the gorilla thumping something once, then running ten yards before coming to a full stop and sitting around for 30 seconds looking bewildered like it's thinking "What happened? What did I just do?" Unless it is a cardio machine I don't see the gorilla fighting off/chasing after 12 human beings for a prolonged period of time. It will have to work much harder than its opponents, after all.
 
Zookeeper Gabe said:
Gorillas commonly practice copro****y.
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Hey Gabe, since you're here, would you know whether these guys are good to donate to? http://www.saveagorilla.org/ They're trying to raise $1000 through tshirts, and have managed only $490. Seems ludicrous that we're talking about such tiny numbers when they're putting vets in the National Park that houses the Mountain Gorillas, and claim to have managed to raise the population of the subspecies from 250 to 880. Are they legit? Would there be a better charity, if we're talking about gorillas?
 
Without doing a bunch of research, it looks legit. They may have shitty pr hence why they are having trouble raising funds.
 
Zookeeper Gabe said:
Without doing a bunch of research, it looks legit. They may have shitty pr hence why they are having trouble raising funds.
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I think you're right. If you go to buy a t-shirt, the checkout says that $0 of the purchase price is donated to the mountain gorilla conservation fund. If you go to "donate now", you have to donate to the Denver Gorilla fun run and then choose "direct donation" as your team.

It's like a gorilla designed the contribution process.
 
Fedorgasm said:
Gorilla wins

The strongmen could theoretically beat the gorilla if they all rushed him at once without fear of their own safety. But humans being humans, the ones in the front would be tentative, hoping others might lead the charge instead. Nobody wants to volunteer to be the first one to die so the other 11 can win the fight.
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This. I mean, their only chance is to get him pinned down with their sheer weight and numbers, but at least 3 or 4 guys are getting their throats chewed through in the process. I doubt the rest respond very well.
 
chardog said:
silverback. I think the comparison would be like Jon Jones vs the highschool freshmen team. Even with numbers advantage, JJ would be able to take out the team systematically one by one, and too resilient to take any damage from a blow from the team.
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wait,
you think jon jones would beat up an entire high school freshmen team?

are you for real?
 
Let's switch it up a little for the argument's sake:



12 silverbacks vs 1 trained strongman
 
Halge said:
Source?
Most video clips of gorilla activity I've seen are limited to the gorilla thumping something once, then running ten yards before coming to a full stop and sitting around for 30 seconds looking bewildered like it's thinking "What happened? What did I just do?" Unless it is a cardio machine I don't see the gorilla fighting off/chasing after 12 human beings for a prolonged period of time. It will have to work much harder than its opponents, after all.
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The story the jungle book is loosely based off my childhood, so I know my shit. Gorillas only show off for a few seconds cause that's all it takes. A gorilla fights by no rules... strongman would have no clue what to do once fingers and faces start getting chewed off by 3 inch fangs.
 
I like Animal Vs Animal fights better. How about 5 Silverbacks vs 5 Kodiak Grizzly Bears?
 
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