Uncle Handle's guide to Toughness

[Jack Handy jr]

he left out step 11: Be American

And damn proud

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Learn how to gamble

Nothing says Alpha like having a bad bitch on each arm while throwing dice for 10k a roll

....I'll allow it

Never been a gamblin man I have thrown caution thrown caution to the wind many a when I kamikazied a few loose women

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Guys that do not know how to cook to feed themselves and are completely dependent on a woman for that are as beta as they come.

Cooking is an inherently effeminate endeavor unless you track hunt and kill your food. Then build a fire and cook it under Gods firmament

You sir are a vagina posing as a man. Have you ever killed an animal? Have you ever started a fire from kindling?

You need your sherdog uncles tutelage son









There still maybe hope for you yet

 

[Jack Handy jr]

What's the opinion jorts?

The short ones.

Q

Only allowable if you are forced to visit the blue oyster bar

 

[Oblivian]

Cooking is an inherently effeminate endeavor unless you track hunt and kill your food. Then build a fire and cook it under Gods firmament

You sir are a vagina posing as a man. Have you ever killed an animal? Have you ever started a fire from kindling?

You need your sherdog uncles tutelage son









There still maybe hope for you yet

 

[bdthrill]

I'll give you an A for effort

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Cooking is an asset

hockey is gay

If bob probert (rip)was standing infront of you all 6'4 toothless and psychotic looking um...you wouldn't say hockey was gay there slappy

 

[iWinYouLose]

If bob probert (rip)was standing infront of you all 6'4 toothless and psychotic looking um...you wouldn't say hockey was gay there slappy

Yes, i would.

nobody is afraid of his poor hockey fighting technique

I'd double leg him and GnP

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Yes, i would.

nobody is afraid of his poor hockey fighting technique

I'd double leg him and GnP

That made me spit out my strawberry daiquiri Your just young and iggnant you don't want to know what prime Probby would do to you in a fight son




Run along and Youtube some of Proberts fights then get back at me

 

[iWinYouLose]

That made me spit out my strawberry daiquiri Your just young and iggnant you don't want to know what prime Probby would do to you in a fight son




Run along and Youtube some of Proberts fights then get back at me

Id alpha him

 

[IIIIIIII]

one big factor in being "tough" to me, is being as independent as possible. it's more difficult to learn and do things on your own, but you're also more in control of your life as well. hard work pays off.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

11. Only give it to Boise dimes in the butt. No vagina penetration.

 

[ThulsaDooom]

The rest of us are getting laid without putting on an apron, slaving over the stove and doing the dishes.

Slaving? It's like 20 to 30 minutes to cook.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

11. Only give it to Boise dimes in the butt. No vagina penetration.

Awesome username

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Awesome username

I approve of this post.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Slaving? It's like 20 to 30 minutes to cook.

You guys are just no fun to joke with.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

what thread count should my bed sheets be in order for me to be a tough man?

 

[sub_thug]

That made me spit out my strawberry daiquiri Your just young and iggnant you don't want to know what prime Probby would do to you in a fight son




Run along and Youtube some of Proberts fights then get back at me

I thought you said that men did not drink fruity drinks with umbrellas or fruity garnish?

 

[usulrah]

Cooking is an inherently effeminate endeavor unless you track hunt and kill your food. Then build a fire and cook it under Gods firmament

You sir are a vagina posing as a man. Have you ever killed an animal? Have you ever started a fire from kindling?

You need your sherdog uncles tutelage son









There still maybe hope for you yet

Professional cooking traditionally and still is dominated by men

 

[sub_thug]

Professional cooking traditionally and still is dominated by men

I don't personally agree with him on this one. I know guys who can't cook, and they live off take-out, frozen pizzas, and Cheetos. Not only is that garbage bad for your health and turn you into a fat slob, none of that impresses women. But making them a home-cooked meal is considered super sexy. I highly suggest it for all the young men out there.