ThulsaDooom
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You guys are just no fun to joke with.
The apron talk rustled my jimmies something fierce I tell you!
You guys are just no fun to joke with.
What kind of pussy puts hubcaps on a Camaro?You are a pussy if you don't drive a minimum of 40mph over any speed limit.
If you have never slid through a corner in a 67 Camaro while the hubcaps fly off and a cop chasing you...... turn in your man card
What kind of pussy puts hubcaps on a Camaro?
I thought you said that men did not drink fruity drinks with umbrellas or fruity garnish?
Cooking is an asset
hockey is gay
On a scale of 1-10, how much would you say that you enjoy yelling at kids from park benches? You're kind of giving me the "crazy older guy" vibe here...Subthug....pisan....I've noticed over the years that you seem to be satirically challenged.
My next thread "uncle handles guide to levity,sarcasm, and general Tom foolery masquerading as seriousness" is a thread you should study carefully.
Bow just curious Were you socially ostracized or homeschooled as we lad?
I don't personally agree with him on this one. I know guys who can't cook, and they live off take-out, frozen pizzas, and Cheetos. Not only is that garbage bad for your health and turn you into a fat slob, none of that impresses women. But making them a home-cooked meal is considered super sexy. I highly suggest it for all the young men out there.
Fuck that period correct OEM bullshit and get some Welds, imo.Rally rims have beauty rings and a center cap
I can't post a pic from phone but.....
http://marioselite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/1968-camaro-profile.jpg
Couldn't agree more. Self-sufficiency should be a goal of every man. While they aren't "manly" endeavors, everyone should be able to cook, clean, fix basic things around the house when they break, change their own tires, and take care of themselves. These are basic life skills that everyone should have.I know a lot of guys in their 60's that have never learned how to cook. They are so helpless and dependent upon their wives that it's laughable. "You're working late? Well what am I going to eat for dinner?!" It's honestly pathetic and the opposite of manly.
On a scale of 1-10, how much would you say that you enjoy yelling at kids from park benches? You're kind of giving me the "crazy older guy" vibe here...
I have most bases coverd except 9 (tatoos are for wannabes) and 6 because Im not a filthy pig and I cook because I like eating what I want when I want (I also slaughter my own livestock)
After reading some of the comments in the thread about ancient warfare and how one would fare many responses were kinda weak tbh.
So since Many of you were raised to be fembots i'm going to tell you a few things every male must do to project toughness in life.
1.Never make love.. and by making I love I mean no slow music candles sensual romance novel crap. when ever you lay a woman you should be trying to destroy the poon like a savage.
2. Drink whiskey. none of these metrosex fruity drinks. my glass has never had an umbrella or piece of fruity garnish sticking out of it.
3.Cut your own grass. no self respecting man should let another man touch his lawn. (unless its Houston during the summer)
4.Buy a Gun. when the caca hits the oscillator you will thank me if its a rifle must be 308 or higher pistol only 45acp is acceptable in my book.
5.Learn how to fight. whether you're a middle aged dude that's taking a karate class for the first time or youre doing cardio kickboxing. after about six months go to the seediest bar in town and pick a fight preferably with a guy missing teeth and a neck tattoo and kick his ass.
6. Never do chores. I don't care what it is cleaning and cooking (grilling is acceptable) is a woman's job.
7.Watch MMA,Football, Hockey, or Boxing. any other mainstream sport is unacceptable waste of a man's time.
8. Go Hunting atleast once a year
9.Get a badly done tattoo.
10. If you have less than 50 confirmed kills by the time youre 22 you're failing at sowing oats.
thoughts additions. only posters over 30