The TUF 23 Trivial Games of Reality and Leisure vol. 3.0

[BisexualMMA]

Well, that's the last time I pick (A) for anything.

 

[Askafan]

Look I think I really should have the last place belt, or at least the interim belt.

No one gonna take this last place from me..

 

[Drake]

Congrats to our 3 movers of the week, Art went from 9th to 5th, Homeless went from 5th to 2nd, and airic is putting in a 30 point gap as leader!

Alot of leapfrogging going on still!

 

[Better Every Day]

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

Tatiana would dominate Angela Hill easily

 

[gorgonon]

The TUF23
Trivial Games of Reality and Leisure 3.0
Questions for Week 6​

Fight

1. Who will win, Eric Spicely or Elias Urbina? (15pts)
[Since this may be spoiled, it only counts the fewest points]

A) Eric Spicely
B) Elias Urbina
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2. Last week, the women proved what tough and determined fighters they were by going to a "Sudden Victory" round. Overjoyed as we were, will they make a pattern of this and get a second consecutive "Sudden Victory" round in the TUF house? Will this fight get to the 3rd round? (20pts)

A) No, it won't get to the 3rd round
B) Yes, it will go to a third, "Sudden Victory" round

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3. Since we and Dana abhor leaving it to the fc$^#@#&$ judges, let's do some positive visualization. How will this fight be finished? (30pts) [Remember: If it ends in decision, we all lose, my friends. We all lose]

A) KO first round
B) SUB first round
C) KO second round
D) SUB second round
E) KO third round
F) SUB third round

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Bonus

1. Khalil Roundtree is a talkative guy. Sometimes, he'll just corner you in the Pantry and have a full on convo on the weather or what he had for lunch that day, and turn it all into a life lesson and deep, meaningful advice will flow. Last episode, he was regulated to the background, muttering his own internal play-by-play, as the UK Women had their time. Will we go back to business as usual and have Khalil dominate the TUF 'Talk' of the TUF House?

What I mean by this is will he get a majority of words spoken in the TUF House, not counting confessionals, that are captured in the house segments? Poolside talk counts, as well as any 'field trip' venturing. Talk in the gym doesn't count! [Question Source thanks to @ArtOfDrowning] (15pts)

A) Khalil will once again be the majority speaker of the TUF House
B) Khalil will not speak a majority of words in the TUF House


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2. Ok, just gotta bulldoze through this mandatory thing. Since we cannot guarantee that Kate Jackson will do or be seen or be heard, let's wager on if she will be picked! The next fight will be a women's fight. There are 4 more women, one of which is our beloved and rare Kate Jackson.

Will Kate Jackson be picked to fight next? (10pts)

A) Yeah, sure, why not? Let's just get it over with...
B) We have no reference to a 'Kate Jackson' in our records, sir. Would you like an extra segment on the adorable Lanchana, perhaps? She's from Darlington, I'm guessing.


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3. Elias Urbina is always wearing this weird, non-UFC branded headwear on his head. Didn't he get the memo? Will he ever explain or reference what that piece of material is? Is it a headband? I think it's a headband. (10pts)

A) He'll explain it's significance or it will be talked about it in general by anyone.
B) No, some mysteries are best left unsaid. Never speak of this again, ok?


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4. We haven't had a field trip yet, and I feel like it's coming. Last season, at this point, they already went out twice. In TUF20, they waited a few more episodes. We're right in the sweet spot. Will either Team or both Teams will venture out and visit some other place than the TUF Gym or TUF House? (15pts)

A) They will unleash the fighters onto the world for outside activities
B) Let them stew a bit more


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5. We are looking at a stunning 5-fight losing streak on Team Joanna. She's cussed them out, she's brought in specialists... what else is left? She's going to give a disertation about Respect, people. Respect to the Champion.

How many times will Joanna "R.E.S.P.E.C.T" Jędrzejczyk say the word 'respect' in the entire episode? Confessionals count. (25pts)

A) She won't say it. It's too obvious
B) She'll say it once or twice, all that is needed
C) She'll say it three or four times, to emphasize the point
D) Five to six times is about the average
E) Seven or More times -- it's gonna be an all out Respect war!

 

[Askafan]

Fight 1 B, 2 A, 3 C
Bonus 1A, 2 A, 3 A, 4 A, 5 A

 

[airic_15]

Fight
1. A) Eric Spicely
2. A) No, it won't get to the 3rd round
3. B) SUB first round

Bonus
1. B) Khalil will not speak a majority of words in the TUF House
2. A) Yeah, sure, why not? Let's just get it over with...
3. B) No, some mysteries are best left unsaid. Never speak of this again, ok?
4. A) They will unleash the fighters onto the world for outside activities
5. B) She'll say it once or twice, all that is needed

 

[gorgonon]

We're about mid-way through the game, and I just want to update you on what we're playing for:

The first is a $23 Gift Card to an online site that I can buy at a convenience store or best buy and I can just PM you the code for you to use. Start thinking of which one you'd want, so I can start looking for them and checking the details.

Your choice will be due June 1st, so think about it now, please! Also, don't say it in the thread, just PM me which one you want.

The second and third prizes are $10 League of Legends Gift Card codes. If you aren't familiar with this Global and Growing phenomena, think World of Warcraft meets Starcraft. If none of that makes sense to you, here's a little taste of what Season 6 of LoL has in store for you already, and in musical form to ease you in!



Ok... that might not make much sense. Here's a primer to start out, just in case you claw your way to 2nd or 3rd by the end of this:

 

[BisexualMMA]

Fight:
1. A
2. A
3. B

Bonus:
1. B
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. B

 

[Drake]

Fight

1. A) Eric Spicely

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2. B) Yes, it will go to a third, "Sudden Victory" round

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3. F) SUB third round

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Bonus

1. B) Khalil will not speak a majority of words in the TUF House


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2. A) Yeah, sure, why not? Let's just get it over with...


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3. A) He'll explain it's significance or it will be talked about it in general by anyone.


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4. A) They will unleash the fighters onto the world for outside activities


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5. A) She won't say it. It's too obvious

 

[Better Every Day]

FIGHT
1. A
2. A
3. B

BONUS
1. B
2. A
3. B
4. A
5. B

 

[Vulcan]

Fight:
1. A
2. A
3. B

Bonus:
1. A
2. A
3. B
4. A
5. C

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

Fight:
1. A

I have a feeling Eric will actually lose.but still picking him because I'm a chicken. Judging from that preview they were showing too much Eric doing ground game, probably leading us to think he won when in fact thats maybe just one minute of the whole fight. Still going with Eric but I have a bad feeling Urbina will defend TDs or get out of the trouble on the ground and smash Eric on the feet. Hope I'm wrong lol


2. A


3. D

Hopefully Urbina can survive the first round and gets subbed in second.


Bonus:


1. B

Yay, my question!! Thanks for using it Gorgonon. So do I even have to answer this or get points automatically since its my question? Just kidding of course. I think Khalil will not shine in this episode. Too much drama around that crazy wife, ain't nobody got time for some Khalil charm. Except Harper of course....if you know what I mean

2. B

At this point I'm starting to think Kate actually doesn't exist and is just part of mass hallucination in this thread. She was never even there. Snap out of it people, this is not Fight Club. Or is it?

Spoiler

Her name was Robert Paulson. Her name was Robert Paulson

3. B

Poor Urbina gets no air time because crazy lady/wife lol


4. B


5. D

Joanna and her HESPECT. I'll say she will lose her cool again if Urbina loses and start bitching to Claudia about hespect. Claudia no hespect noching!!!

 

[Asurah]

Fight

1. A) Eric Spicely
2. A) No, it won't get to the 3rd round
3. B) SUB first round

Bonus

1. B) Khalil will not speak a majority of words in the TUF House
2. A) Yeah, sure, why not? Let's just get it over with...
3. B) No, some mysteries are best left unsaid. Never speak of this again, ok?
4. B) Let them stew a bit more
5. B) She'll say it once or twice, all that is needed

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

Well, that's the last time I pick (A) for anything.

Fight:
1. A
2. A
3. B

Bonus:
1. B
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. B

 

[The Invisible]

1 A
2 B
3 C

1 B
2 B
3 A
4 A
5 D

 

[Xuh]

Fight

1) A
2) A
3) B

Bonus

1) A
2) B
3) B
4) A

5) B

 

[Better Every Day]

FIGHT

1. A
2. B
3. F

BONUS

1. B
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. B

 

[gorgonon]

Fight
1. A
2. B
3. B

Bonus
1. A
2. A
3. A
4. A
5. D