The TUF 23 Trivial Games of Reality and Leisure vol. 3.0

[ArtOfDrowning]

Waiting for Gorgonon to update Rankings

 

[gorgonon]

Waiting for Gorgonon to update Rankings

Sorry! I'm on it right now!

 

[gorgonon]

Answer Key​

for Week 6

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Fight

1. Who will win, Eric Spicely or Elias Urbina? (15pts)
[Since this may be spoiled, it only counts the fewest points]

A) Eric Spicely
B) Elias Urbina


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2. Last week, the women proved what tough and determined fighters they were by going to a "Sudden Victory" round. Overjoyed as we were, will they make a pattern of this and get a second consecutive "Sudden Victory" round in the TUF house? Will this fight get to the 3rd round? (20pts)

A) No, it won't get to the 3rd round
B) Yes, it will go to a third, "Sudden Victory" round

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3. Since we and Dana abhor leaving it to the fc$^#@#&$ judges, let's do some positive visualization. How will this fight be finished? (30pts) [Remember: If it ends in decision, we all lose, my friends. We all lose]

A) KO first round
B) SUB first round
C) KO second round
D) SUB second round
E) KO third round
F) SUB third round

WE ALL LOSE
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Bonus

1. Khalil Roundtree is a talkative guy. Sometimes, he'll just corner you in the Pantry and have a full on convo on the weather or what he had for lunch that day, and turn it all into a life lesson and deep, meaningful advice will flow. Last episode, he was regulated to the background, muttering his own internal play-by-play, as the UK Women had their time. Will we go back to business as usual and have Khalil dominate the TUF 'Talk' of the TUF House?

What I mean by this is will he get a majority of words spoken in the TUF House, not counting confessionals, that are captured in the house segments? Poolside talk counts, as well as any 'field trip' venturing. Talk in the gym doesn't count! [Question Source thanks to @ArtOfDrowning] (15pts)

A) Khalil will once again be the majority speaker of the TUF House
B) Khalil will not speak a majority of words in the TUF House


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2. Ok, just gotta bulldoze through this mandatory thing. Since we cannot guarantee that Kate Jackson will do or be seen or be heard, let's wager on if she will be picked! The next fight will be a women's fight. There are 4 more women, one of which is our beloved and rare Kate Jackson.

Will Kate Jackson be picked to fight next? (10pts)

A) Yeah, sure, why not? Let's just get it over with...
B) We have no reference to a 'Kate Jackson' in our records, sir. Would you like an extra segment on the adorable Lanchana, perhaps? She's from Darlington, I'm guessing.


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3. Elias Urbina is always wearing this weird, non-UFC branded headwear on his head. Didn't he get the memo? Will he ever explain or reference what that piece of material is? Is it a headband? I think it's a headband. (10pts)

A) He'll explain it's significance or it will be talked about it in general by anyone.
B) No, some mysteries are best left unsaid. Never speak of this again, ok?


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4. We haven't had a field trip yet, and I feel like it's coming. Last season, at this point, they already went out twice. In TUF20, they waited a few more episodes. We're right in the sweet spot. Will either Team or both Teams will venture out and visit some other place than the TUF Gym or TUF House? (15pts)

A) They will unleash the fighters onto the world for outside activities
B) Let them stew a bit more


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5. We are looking at a stunning 5-fight losing streak on Team Joanna. She's cussed them out, she's brought in specialists... what else is left? She's going to give a disertation about Respect, people. Respect to the Champion.

How many times will Joanna "R.E.S.P.E.C.T" Jędrzejczyk say the word 'respect' in the entire episode? Confessionals count. (25pts)

A) She won't say it. It's too obvious
B) She'll say it once or twice, all that is needed
C) She'll say it three or four times, to emphasize the point
D) Five to six times is about the average
E) Seven or More times -- it's gonna be an all out Respect war!

 

[gorgonon]

Preliminary Point Totals for Week 6​

gorgonon

Fight
1. A------------------------------15
2. B
3. B

Bonus
1. A
2. A
3. A
4. A
5. D

552pts + 15 = 567pts


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Homeless Infant

Fight
1. A----------------------------------15
2. B
3. F

Bonus
1. B---------------------------------15
2. A
3. A
4. A
5. A-----------------------------------25


605pts +15+15+25 = 660pts


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BisexualMMA

Fight:
1. A---------------------------15
2. A---------------------------20
3. B

Bonus:
1. B---------------------------15
2. A
3. B---------------------------10
4. B---------------------------15
5. B

600pts +15+20+15+10+15 = 675pts


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airic_15

Fight
1. A---------------------------15
2. A---------------------------20
3. B

Bonus
1. B----------------------------15
2. A
3. B---------------------------10
4. A
5. B

635pts +15+20+15+10 = 695pts


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Asurah

Fight
1. A-----------------------------15
2. A-----------------------------20
3. B

Bonus
1. B------------------------------15
2. A
3. B-----------------------------10
4. B-----------------------------15
5. B

552pts +15+20+15+10+15 = 627pts

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Mark Zima

FIGHT
1. A---------------------------15
2. B
3. F

BONUS
1. B---------------------------15
2. A
3. B---------------------------10
4. B---------------------------15
5. B

541pts +15+15+10+15 = 596pts


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Vulkkan

Fight:
1. A---------------------------------15
2. A---------------------------------20
3. B

Bonus:
1. A
2. A
3. B---------------------------------10
4. A
5. C

599pts +15+20+10 = 644pts


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The Invisible

Fight:
1 A--------------------------------15
2 B
3 C

Bonus:
1 B--------------------------------15
2 B-------------------------------10
3 A
4 A
5 D

487pts +15+15+10 = 527pts


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ArtofDrowning

Fight:
1. A---------------------------15
2. A---------------------------20
3. D

Bonus:
1. B---------------------------15
2. B---------------------------10
3. B---------------------------10
4. B---------------------------15
5. D

555pts +15+20+15+10+10+15 = 640pts


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Askafan

Fight
1 B,
2 A,-----------------------------------------20
3 C

Bonus
1 A,
2 A,
3 A,
4 A,
5 A------------------------------------------25


444pts +20+25 = 489pts


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Xuh

Fight
1) A-------------------------------------15
2) A-------------------------------------20
3) B

Bonus
1) A
2) B--------------------------------------10
3) B--------------------------------------10
4) A
5) B

535pts +15+20+10+10 = 590pts


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battery

[no entry]

414pts

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[gorgonon]

Preliminary
Standings for Week 6

Rankings:

1st------------------airic_15----------------------695pts
2nd-----------------BisexualMMA--------------675pts
3rd------------------Homeless Infant-----------660pts
4th------------------Vulkkan----------------------644pts
5th------------------ArtofDrowning-------------640pts
6th------------------Asurah-----------------------627pts
7th------------------Mark Zima------------------596pts
8th------------------Xuh---------------------------590pts
9th------------------gorgonon--------------------567pts
10th----------------The Invisible----------------527pts
11th----------------askafan----------------------489pts
12th----------------battery-----------------------414pts

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

Oh yeah, creeping my way to the top!!

Almost a perfect week. Didn't change my 5th spot but closing the distance slowly because....

I'm one van scene away from top 3 lol

 

[gorgonon]

Oh yeah, creeping my way to the top!!

Almost a perfect week. Didn't change my 5th spot but closing the distance slowly because....

I'm one van scene away from top 3 lol

I have no doubts your methodological nature and stealthy ways of past competitions and... er... "hunting expeditions" makes you a worthy contestant that'll sneak up for a surprise attack from nowhere in the final weeks! You're virtually within smellin' distance of ol' Vulkkan, and quite frankly it's a bit disturbing.

 

[gorgonon]

The TUF23
Trivial Games of Reality and Leisure 3.0
Questions for Week 7​

Fight

1. Who will win, Amanda Bobby Cooper or Jamie Moyle? (15pts)
[Since this may be spoiled, it only counts the fewest points]

A) Amanda Bobby Cooper
B) Jamie Moyle
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2. Last week, the men displayed very disappointing lay and pray techniques like 'Human Backpack' and 'The Tarp', the likes of which didn't allow for a "Sudden Victory" round. Bored as we were with the MMA version of a 2 ½ hour DMV visit, will the women make it up to us and give us a "Sudden Victory" round in the TUF house? Will this fight get to the 3rd round? (20pts)

A) No, it won't get to the 3rd round
B) Yes, it will go to a third, "Sudden Victory" round

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3. Since we and Dana abhor leaving it to the fc$^#@#&$ judges, let's do some positive visualization. How will this fight be finished? (30pts) [Remember: If it ends in decision, we all lose, my friends. We all lose]

A) KO first round
B) SUB first round
C) KO second round
D) SUB second round
E) KO third round
F) SUB third round

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Bonus


1. Jamie Moyle is part of Team Syndicate, along with Khalil Roundtree and Cory Hendricks. It was a big deal when the guys fought each other, they kept bringing it up. Will anybody mention Moyle's gym, Team Syndicate this week (confessionals DO NOT count)? (15pts)

A) They'll give another shout out to the Syndicate
B) Nobody will mention the well established Vegas MMA training facility Moyle inhabits


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2. For three straight shows they've done a very stylish van scene showing a single competitor going to the gym for the fight. They're usually looking out the window pensively. They've also done van scenes early on where many fighters are talking to each other. Sometimes they play music, sometimes just the sounds of the lonely road. So there are many different kinds of van scenes filmed inside the van. Pick one of these probabilities. (25pts)

A) There will be a cease and desist on van scenes. No more van scenes.
B) They will show three or more van scenes
C) There will be talking going on in at least one van scene (not voice over, talking in the van!)
D) There will be a van scene on their 'field trip'


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3. Previews show that TJ Dillashaw will be brought in to further assist Joanna in possibly disciplining but in all likelihood just training with her team. Will they show Joanna imposing on the fellow Champ's time and sparring/grappling/demonstrating with him to prove she is true Champion of Champions? (10pts)

A) She'll interject into his lesson and try to make Simulated Champion vs. Champion Superfight
B) Joanna will not interfere with his lesson and not be seen sparring/grappling/demonstrating with TJ


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4. OK, this is the moment we've been waiting for people. The kids are going out this week!! And by the looks of it, there is some seedy nightclub work going on. There has to be alcohol there, right? Or maybe back at the house we'll see someone drinking? Could happen... (15pts)

A) There will be a shot of a fighter or coach consuming alcohol (either a beer, a sanctioned Bud Light 'rita beverage, or hard liquor/mixed drink, etc). If they just have it in their hands, it will count by association. If it is on the table/bar, then it doesn't count.
B) All they will be drinking is UFC Branded water, no alcohol for anyone!


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5. Amanda Bobby Cooper was shown making eyes and being extra friendly with Andrew Sanchez, who denies everything. Him and his ukulele seem to follow ABC around the last couple episodes like a strumming puppy dog's eyes. There was a good two to three minutes dedicated to them during Andrew's fight week. Will Amanda return the favor and mention or talk to him during her fight week? (15pts)

A) She will acknowledge their budding 'friendship' by speaking of Andrew (confessionals count) at any time, or even speaking to Andrew directly
B) She'll verbally ignore him like the plague and not mention his name or speak one word to him.


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6. For every episode since they started the preliminary rounds we've seen this wacky, crazy warm up of Team Claudia where they throw the tennis balls and small objects and lazer pointers and such as a mental warm up for the fight. Sometimes the fighter ducks them all, sometimes they are shown getting hit. Will Amanda Cooper get hit with a ball during her fight warm up? (10pts)

A) Yes, she will be hit with a ball, she will not evade them all!!!
B) ABC will duck and weave, she will not concede to the spherical projectile's tactile need

 

[Better Every Day]

The TUF23
Trivial Games of Reality and Leisure 3.0
Questions for Week 7​

6. For every episode since they started the preliminary rounds we've seen this wacky, crazy warm up of Team Claudia where they throw the tennis balls and small objects and lazer pointers and such as a mental warm up for the fight. Sometimes the fighter ducks them all, sometimes they are shown getting hit. Will Amanda Cooper get hit with a ball during her fight warm up? (10pts)

A) Yes, she will be hit with a ball, she will not evade them all!!!
B) ABC will duck and weave, she will not concede to the spherical projectile's tactile need

If there is no throwing of objects at ABC shown, does that mean B) is the correct answer? Or do we all lose?

 

[gorgonon]

If there is no throwing of objects at ABC shown, does that mean B) is the correct answer? Or do we all lose?

That is a great question. If there is no throwing shown, then she does not concede on camera, and therefore, B would be correct!

 

[Askafan]

Fight 1 B, 2 A, 3 D

Bonus 1 A, 2 D, 3 A, 4 A, 5 B, 6 A

 

[airic_15]

Fight
1. B
2. B
3. F

Bonus
1. A
2. C
3. A
4. A
5. A
6. B

 

[BisexualMMA]

Fight
1. B
2. B
3. D

Bonus
1. B
2. C
3. A
4. A
5. B
6. B

 

[Drake]

Spoiler: my answers

Fight

Spoiler: my answers

1. A) Amanda Bobby Cooper

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2. A) No, it won't get to the 3rd round

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3. D) SUB second round

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Bonus


1. A) They'll give another shout out to the Syndicate

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2. A) There will be a cease and desist on van scenes. No more van scenes.

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3. B) Joanna will not interfere with his lesson and not be seen sparring/grappling/demonstrating with TJ

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4. A) There will be a shot of a fighter or coach consuming alcohol (either a beer, a sanctioned Bud Light 'rita beverage, or hard liquor/mixed drink, etc). If they just have it in their hands, it will count by association. If it is on the table/bar, then it doesn't count.

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5. B) She'll verbally ignore him like the plague and not mention his name or speak one word to him.

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6. B) ABC will duck and weave, she will not concede to the spherical projectile's tactile need

 

[Asurah]

Fight
1. B) Jamie Moyle
2. A) No, it won't get to the 3rd round
3. D) SUB second round

Bonus
1. A) They'll give another shout out to the Syndicate
2. A) There will be a cease and desist on van scenes. No more van scenes.
3. B) Joanna will not interfere with his lesson and not be seen sparring/grappling/demonstrating with TJ
4. A) There will be a shot of a fighter or coach consuming alcohol (either a beer, a sanctioned Bud Light 'rita beverage, or hard liquor/mixed drink, etc). If they just have it in their hands, it will count by association. If it is on the table/bar, then it doesn't count.
5. A) She will acknowledge their budding 'friendship' by speaking of Andrew (confessionals count) at any time, or even speaking to Andrew directly
6. A) Yes, she will be hit with a ball, she will not evade them all!!!

 

[gorgonon]

Fight
1. A
2. B
3. D

Bonus
1. B
2. C
3. A
4. A
5. A
6. A

 

[Better Every Day]

BONUS

1. A
2. C
3. B
4. A
5. A
6. B

 

[Better Every Day]

FIGHT

1. B
2. A
3. D

 

[Vulcan]

Fight
1. A
2. A
3. C

Bonus
1. A
2. C
3. B
4. A
5. A
6. A

 

[Xuh]

Fight

1. A) ABC
2. B) yes, it will go to a third
3. E) KO third round


Bonus

1. A) They'll give another shout out to the Syndicate
2. C) There will be talking going on in at least one van scene
3. B) Joanna will not interfere with his lesson
4. A) There will be a shot of a fighter or coach consuming alcohol (either a beer, a sanctioned Bud Light 'rita beverage, or hard liquor/mixed drink, etc).
5. A) She will acknowledge their budding 'friendship' by speaking of Andrew (confessionals count) at any time, or even speaking to Andrew directly
6. B) ABC will duck and weave, she will not concede to the spherical projectile's tactile need