Rumored The dicks at my local liquor store are raising the price of Proper 12

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Edit: I remember watching this scene with my grandma and she almost puked.
 
At first I thought I wouldn't drink it, as it is most likely tramp juice.

However, seeing it's from Conor there might be a chance you can have traces of 'Charlie' thrown into the mix.
 
The fact that it has to be mixed with vanilla, honey and sandalwood (?) means it tastes like straight gasoline. I have a feeling he cut every corner to maximize profits. It will fade soon. But a nice little money grab. Still havent seen it in stores anywhere in the bay area besides bevmo. What other whiskey besides disgusting fireball cinnamon is mixed with added flavors? Anyone name one? I'd drink warm Taaka vodka in the hot sun before his artificially flavored whiskey. Or warm 4 Loco it's probably better for you.
 
"Big C Liquors" on University Blvd, in case anyone's interested, told me that the price of Proper 12 is going up $3 (from $34.99 to $37.99) in a few days. What is the meaning of this price gouging? The last bottle I bought, at a different place, was under $30. I'm thinking about maybe collecting some empty Proper 12 bottles and filling them up with some $8/bottle bum whiskey and selling it on the side of the road.

What gives, Conor?

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The dicks at my local liquor store are raising the price of Proper 12.


It's called supply and demand AKA the more cases I buy, the less haters can afford it. My favorite.
 
The fact that it has to be mixed with vanilla, honey and sandalwood (?) means it tastes like straight gasoline. I have a feeling he cut every corner to maximize profits. It will fade soon. But a nice little money grab. Still havent seen it in stores anywhere in the bay area besides bevmo. What other whiskey besides disgusting fireball cinnamon is mixed with added flavors? Anyone name one? I'd drink warm Taaka vodka in the hot sun before his artificially flavored whiskey. Or warm 4 Loco it's probably better for you.

i love the kraken and thats flavoured with a bunch of shit

doesnt quite taste like sugar water like captain morgans either
 
Make your own whiskey and call it "Proper 1.2" Then sell it on the side of the road.
Drunks won't even notice
 
Still havent seen it in stores anywhere in the bay area

That's because the only thing men in the bay area drink is each others dickjuice at gay pride parades. You can't find that in liquor stores here in the sunshine state.
 
yeah, that makes great economic sense 'rondas pillow'

get back on the shortbus you little freak
Before you tell anyone to go back on the “shortbus”, read the article below, take notes and discuss it with the Mensa members in your inner circle and spend few minutes on consumer preferences studies. Once you are able to comprehend half of it, do some reading on how average people tend to spend beyond their means to signal their social value to the world around them. You can also spend few minutes wondering about why poor people with limited disposable income spend half their rent money on a pair of sneakers someone told them they must have in order to matter… Or you can just visit any zoo and spend a day watching the primates and their behavior and what Rondas Pillow wrote will (hopefully) start to make sense to you. Then go home, make your bed and clean your room and take the trash out. Then you apologize to Rondas Pillow for your hostile and ignorant comment. Once you are done with those few tasks, pick up Alfred Adler’s book Understanding human nature and start reading from page 181. Make sure your bed is made perfectly. No candy wraps between the mattress and the box spring and don’t try to hide shit under the bed. I will check it tonight. Tell mom I’ll be home around 7.

Dad

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidd...re-expensive-wine-tastes-better/#10444ec82cc9
 
That's because the only thing men in the bay area drink is each others dickjuice at gay pride parades. You find that in liquor stores here in the sunshine state.
From San Jose dont go to SF. No pride parades down here that shit is 45 minutes away. Even the Niners play where I'm at now. We are the most relevant MMA city in the country. We have more martial arts gyms and world champions it's hard to choose man. Caio Terra? Ralph Gracie and Kurt Osiander? Claudio Franca? Dave Camarillo? Josh Thomson at AKA? Milton Bastos? Those are just the schools where the competitors often dont have day jobs there are 50 more, literally. I wish youd bash the bay and SF to Ralph's face. I'd like to see that. We have 4 current rostered UFC champions right now calling the bay area home. Khabibs case home away from home. San Jose is home to Strikeforce and Bellator. Bay Area taught young BJ how to fight. Back for more? Where do you live Sugar TITS? Tell me about the martial arts scene where your from.
 
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From San Jose dont go to SF. No pride parades down here that shit is 45 minutes away. Even the Niners play where I'm at now. We are the most relevant MMA city in the country. We have more martial arts gyms and world champions it's hard to choose man. Caio Terra? Ralph Gracie and Kurt Osiander? Claudio Franca? Dave Camarillo? Josh Thomson at AKA? Milton Bastos? Those are just the schools where the competitors often dont have day jobs there are 50 more, literally. I wish youd bash the bay and SF to Ralph's face. I'd like to see that. We have 4 current rostered UFC champions right now calling the bay area home. Khabibs case home away from home. San Jose is home to Strikeforce and Bellator. Bay Area taught young BJ how to fight. Where do you live Sugar TiTs? Nebraska?

LOL San Jose is literally my home town. Calm down, Jim.
 
Before you tell anyone to go back on the “shortbus”, read the article below, take notes and discuss it with the Mensa members in your inner circle and spend few minutes on consumer preferences studies. Once you are able to comprehend half of it, do some reading on how average people tend to spend beyond their means to signal their social value to the world around them. You can also spend few minutes wondering about why poor people with limited disposable income spend half their rent money on a pair of sneakers someone told them they must have in order to matter… Or you can just visit any zoo and spend a day watching the primates and their behavior and what Rondas Pillow wrote will (hopefully) start to make sense to you. Then go home, make your bed and clean your room and take the trash out. Then you apologize to Rondas Pillow for your hostile and ignorant comment. Once you are done with those few tasks, pick up Alfred Adler’s book Understanding human nature and start reading from page 181. Make sure your bed is made perfectly. No candy wraps between the mattress and the box spring and don’t try to hide shit under the bed. I will check it tonight. Tell mom I’ll be home around 7.

Dad

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidd...re-expensive-wine-tastes-better/#10444ec82cc9

This isn't a college school, it's an internet kung fu forum. Save this shit for your college thesis at your liberal ass college school.
 
i love the kraken and thats flavoured with a bunch of shit

doesnt quite taste like sugar water like captain morgans either
Bro. That's Rum. Vodka flavored in every way possible for the girls. Whiskey for the men. I dont want vanilla, honey and some kind of wooden flavor in my glass of cheap whiskey. Good info tho. Never tried that. Alwsys looked at it but never tried it. Too much bottle and commercial not enough substance. Hm just like Proper 12. Lol at sugar water. That's exactly what Morgan is. Sugar water syrup.
 
Lol where u go to highschool?

I didn't in San Jose. I lived there until I was 4, moved to LA, then we moved to Florida when I was 8. I was born at El Camino hospital in Mountain View.
 
"Big C Liquors" on University Blvd, in case anyone's interested, told me that the price of Proper 12 is going up $3 (from $34.99 to $37.99) in a few days. What is the meaning of this price gouging? The last bottle I bought, at a different place, was under $30. I'm thinking about maybe collecting some empty Proper 12 bottles and filling them up with some $8/bottle bum whiskey and selling it on the side of the road.

What gives, Conor?

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The dicks at my local liquor store are raising the price of Proper 12.

Supply and demand homie.
 
Before you tell anyone to go back on the “shortbus”, read the article below, take notes and discuss it with the Mensa members in your inner circle and spend few minutes on consumer preferences studies. Once you are able to comprehend half of it, do some reading on how average people tend to spend beyond their means to signal their social value to the world around them. You can also spend few minutes wondering about why poor people with limited disposable income spend half their rent money on a pair of sneakers someone told them they must have in order to matter… Or you can just visit any zoo and spend a day watching the primates and their behavior and what Rondas Pillow wrote will (hopefully) start to make sense to you. Then go home, make your bed and clean your room and take the trash out. Then you apologize to Rondas Pillow for your hostile and ignorant comment. Once you are done with those few tasks, pick up Alfred Adler’s book Understanding human nature and start reading from page 181. Make sure your bed is made perfectly. No candy wraps between the mattress and the box spring and don’t try to hide shit under the bed. I will check it tonight. Tell mom I’ll be home around 7.

Dad

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidd...re-expensive-wine-tastes-better/#10444ec82cc9

lol im a 34 year old man with a university degree, a well paid job and an above average iq.

'dad' is a senile old man with a limited understanding of the modern consumer culture. so well done on embarrassing yourself.

the stock is flying off the shelves. conor's name is through the roof. its a quick cash grab to try to strike while the iron is hot, nothing more.

proper 12 has never been targeted as a 'premium spirit' and this isn't going to change.
 
Probably can’t sell it at any price. If they raise it high enough, then someone will buy it trying to impress someone.

Yeah that makes total sense, when the demand for a product goes down rise the price.
 
lol im a 34 year old man with a university degree, a well paid job and an above average iq.

'dad' is a senile old man with a limited understanding of the modern consumer culture. so well done on embarrassing yourself.

the stock is flying off the shelves. conor's name is through the roof. its a quick cash grab to try to strike while the iron is hot, nothing more.

proper 12 has never been targeted as a 'premium spirit' and this isn't going to change.

also lol at quoting a forbes article as if it's the font of all knowledge
 
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