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If you're willing to admit you have it no one will question you.
If you're willing to admit you have it no one will question you.
I'm a diabetic so I got a no fail 100% plausible always works never questioned perfect last minute excuse
The kid wins again
Haha maybe you should change your work if you have to lie about things.
You can lie but you can't hide it from god.
You people don't understand the meaning of honor.I can't blow myself up today, I have my period.
You people don't understand the meaning of honor.
you are being fooled my American propogandaIf killing innocent children with a suicide vest is honour, then no, I guess I don't.
Just tell your boss that you need a mental health day.Good,not so good,bad,worst...,you need to take a day off,but don't have a good "material" anymore
What's your excuse?
I can't come in today,my legs have fallen asleep and they won't wake up
Just tell your boss that you need a mental health day.
Not in foot races.I'm a diabetic so I got a no fail 100% plausible always works never questioned perfect last minute excuse
The kid wins again
Construction is a cruel mistress.I worked as an electrician for 15 years..... when it's layoff time, they drop the hammer, hand you your paycheck, and you're done that day