I AM A MAAAAAN...
1. my two favorite pets are my Tarantula and my Emperor Scorpion
2. If meat is murder than I am guilty as charged
3. vice? pssh, their called hands
4. I can swing a sledge or an axe faster than any viking ever could
5. I fight walls and win
6. my Jeep can climb better than you can
7. my hands are so scarred they would give any farmer a run for his money
8. won't let any man near my girl
9. I've never seen Brokeback Mountain
10. you could stand me up at the gates of hell, but I wont back down
IM NOT A
YOU ARE!
1. give in the the sad puppy face my girlfriend sometimes gives me
2. trim the ol' pubes...(seems everyone else does to, so whateverrrrr)
3. kiss my dog
4. meow back at my cat
5. I paint
6. If my jeans dont fit a certain way, then I'm not comfortable
7. work at a garden center...hey at least I do the lifting!
8. havent had a brew in like a year
9. hate fast food