Manly vs. Metro

[ObsceneJester]

I am man!
1) I will never admit something I just lifted is heavy!
2) the only mixed drink I like involves nothing but bournon and ice
3) My food is never spicy enough
4) I think a cigar and a stiff drink is an effective method for controlling anxiety

My sad metro side
1) I trim my pubic hairs (not shave, you s)
2) It takes me some time to find jeans I like
3) I like nice shirts

Lol

I Am man!
1) Fart in public
2) Adjust myself in public
3) Show off my stretch marks
4) Love muddin

My Metro side
1) Shave my pubic hair (bald eagle, no I'm not gay you s)
2) Shave my chest, trim my arm pit hairs
3) I wear pink
4) I try to tan (even tho I don't)

 

[Sinister]

Ahhhh... you've never been to Tijuana, I reckon.

Nope, but I still wouldn't go. I'll put my reasoning like this:

If that was my daughter in there, after removing her I'd set fire to the place and everyone inside.

 

[Fedorable]

Man-like
A. I don't talk much
B. I like heavy metal
C. I cut my own hair, but I don't brush it
D. I slam 90% of triangle and armbar attempts
E. Powerlifting and explosive movements

Mantastic!!!
A. I look young
B. My handle on sherdog is Fedorable
C. I like to cuddle
D. I write poetry and make artwork when I have a girl I like
E. I like hair metal (Journey and def leppard july 11th!!)

 

[Lusst]

A wise man once told me:

"If you have a son, you worry about one dick. If you have a daughter, you worry about all dicks."

Thank god my first was a boy.

 

[Fedorable]

A wise man once told me:

"If you have a son, you worry about one dick. If you have a daughter, you worry about all dicks."

Thank god my first was a boy.

A wiseman once told me, "A woman has too mouths"

 

[graedy]

Mucho Macho:
- Can tolerate lots of pain
- My Ex sometimes refused to go out with me because the clothes i wanted to wear were so ripped apart that some were missing about 50% (I have to take a picture of my favourite shorts :icon_chee )
- I hate painkillers
- I hate cream
- I scractch my balls in public
- I eat lots of meat
- My record of not washing myself is 2 weeks (and i liked it)
- I like to drive arround with loud music and an open window
- My response to people that piss me of when driving is showing my middlefinger
- I love to drive through the city with my friends motorbike with high rpm, which makes it that is that loud that people hold their ears when I drive past (plus your own ears start to beep after a while)
- beard
- scream out loud on the last reps
- My PC is full of K1, Pride and UFC videos
- Carnal invited me to wrestle other young boys for his enjoyment (Hmmm...)

Feminine:

- My Ex could burp much louder than me (5', 100 lbs - so :redface: )
- I shave my balls and under my arms
- Sad movies make me cry ("Life is beautifull" with Roberto Benigni - :icon_cry2 )
- Know nothing about cars or tools
- Love to smooch
- Dont like most of the porn
- I was a vegetarin for about half year and still think its a good thing from a moral standpoint (but i just love meat too much)
- I watched all episodes of "Sex and the City" (today I dont understand how i could like it - the first few episodes are ok - the rest is repitition)
- If I get my hands on a "Cosmopolitan" - I read it
- I ahve to stop before this list is longer than the first one :icon_chee

 

[graedy]

A wise man once told me:

"If you have a son, you worry about one dick. If you have a daughter, you worry about all dicks."

Thank god my first was a boy.

Mothers, sisters and daughters dont have sex!

 

[Lusst]

I agree with you on the reading of Cosmo, Graedy.

It's sort of like going behind enemy lines to see what propoganda woman are being fed. The Hanes ads for full-figured women also give me a chubby.

 

[Sinister]

A wise man once told me:

"If you have a son, you worry about one dick. If you have a daughter, you worry about all dicks."

Thank god my first was a boy.

I don't even HAVE a daughter yet and I get the urge to kill at the mere mention of the notion.

Someone asked me the other day what I would really say to a kid who wanted to date my daughter. I'd say about myself or her brother (granted she has one)..."Look Kid, if you can whip one of us in a fistfight, you can take her out."

It's not about fighting him, it's about his response. If he says something to the degree of:

"Alright Sir, but you best put me in a coma, because I ain't givin' up."

Good kid.

 

[graedy]

I agree with you on the reading of Cosmo, Graedy.

It's sort of like going behind enemy lines to see what propoganda woman are being fed. The Hanes ads for full-figured women also give me a chubby.

In fact I cant understand man, who dont use this "trick".

@king: Does "good kid" mean that he is allowed to date your daughter?

 

[Sinister]

No, but it means he has a fighting chance. lol

Nah I'm being stupid. He'd be allowed to take her out...once. Depending on the outcome, we'll see about a second time.

 

[Sinister]

Hey, for all you pussy-ass girlie-men who like poetry here's a good one that I heard at the tail-end of a movie called Smoke Signals about a scorned kid going to get the remains of his Dead alcoholic abusive Father (they happened to be Native American so it realy hit home with me), if this don't choke you up then I say you ain't a man yet...boy:

How do we forgive our Fathers?
Maybe in a dream
Do we forgive our Fathers for leaving us too often or forever
when we were little?

Maybe for scaring us with unexpected rage
or making us nervous
because there never seemed to be any rage there at all.

Do we forgive our Fathers for marrying or not marrying our Mothers?
For Divorcing or not divorcing our Mothers?

And shall we forgive them for their excesses of warmth or coldness?
Shall we forgive them for pushing or leaning
for shutting doors
for speaking through walls
or never speaking
or never being silent?

Do we forgive our Fathers in our age or in theirs
or their deaths
saying it to them or not saying it?

If we forgive our Fathers what is left?

 

[FistInFace]

I am man hear me roar:
1. When a live bat makes its nest in our house, I'm the one who has to kill it. Even though my Mother's boyfriend is much larger then I am.
2. I was once cold cocked with a beer bottle, and I still ended up winning the fight.
3. I love animals, especially medium rare.
4. I answer the door in my boxers.
5. My favourite groups to criticize are: feminists, and vegetarians.

I'm So Pretty:
1. I nair my nether regions, yes both of them.
2. I go to a tanning salon.
3. In junior high, I was on the dance team...
4. I cry during some movies.

 

[graedy]

Good one.

Who of you is also sometimes that scared when watching a horrormovie that he has to put his hands in front of his face and watch through the fingers?





Anyone? :icon_neut

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Hey, for all you pussy-ass girlie-men who like poetry here's a good one that I heard at the tail-end of a movie called Smoke Signals about a scorned kid going to get the remains of his Dead alcoholic abusive Father (they happened to be Native American so it realy hit home with me), if this don't choke you up then I say you ain't a man yet...boy:

I read half of it, got bored, stopped reading, printed it out, balled it up, stuffed it in my mouth and swallowed it. Then I pooped it out, looked down in the toilet and yelled "that's what you get, bitch, for trying to get all sentimental on me."

 

[graedy]

 

[Sinister]

I read half of it, got bored, stopped reading, printed it out, balled it up, stuffed it in my mouth and swallowed it. Then I pooped it out, looked down in the toilet and yelled "that's what you get, bitch, for trying to get all sentimental on me."

You forgot:

"Then I went in my room, balled up in fetal position, cried my eyes out, and took my significant other up on her offer of a cup of hot chocolate."

 

[brownboy]

...

7) I grunt and sweat profusely while working out. lol (sorry brown, had to)

hahaha... shit...

I watched SNL's best of Chris Farley recently... the bennett brower skit with commentary where he's constantly using quotations on his traits.. so that thought came up( "I sweat profusely") when thinking of self definition of Manliness.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

You forgot:

"Then I went in my room, balled up in fetal position, cried my eyes out, and took my significant other up on her offer of a cup of hot chocolate."

Naw... my wife would never offer me a cup of hot chocolate. I had to make my own.

 

[graedy]

this smiley is "Sooooo sweet" :redface: