Manly vs. Metro

[Bubble Boy]

Manly:
1. Like to hit things
2. Like to powerlift
3. Like to scream 'Oh Yeah'
4. like espresso with no BS

Metro
1. I like proper english and dislike profanity
2. I use facial lotion
3. ??? I 'm sure theres more

Ahh, good try newb...
You need to move that "espresso" down to the metro list. Very femmy.

 

[Sinister]

Naw... my wife would never offer me a cup of hot chocolate. I had to make my own.

Your wife sounds almost as hardcore as my Mother.

My Mother's response whenever I tripped and fell and knocked my head on the corner of the coffee table:

"Get up Sissy...you're alright."

 

[cockysprinter]

i am man
-i shave my own head
-i shave once every week or two
-the deadlift is my favorite lift (and the clean)
-i eat steak so rare that blood comes out when i stick my fork in it
-my diet is one part meat, one part other stuff
-half of my vocabulary is cuss words
-one of my martial arts nicknames is 'caveman'
-i gave up track for martial arts because i cant hit hit people to gain an edge in track

i am metro
-im actually listening to a shakira song right now

 

[Zeirhk]

I am man!

- 80% of my boxers have holes so my balls hang out

HAHAHa.... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! :icon_lol:

 

[Lusst]

I blame my wife for not restocking the drawer.

 

[bacon]

"Get up Sissy...you're alright."

This is me having flashbacks~~~~~~~~
BAMM!!
Lil bacon: "Ahhhhhh!"
Mom: "Ha ha, bet you won't do that again..."
BAMM!
Lil bacon: "Whaaa!!"
Mom: *SMACK* "Fuckin idiot...go make me a drink"

 

[Lusst]

Haha, very nice. Lemme guess: Scotch and water, hold the water?

 

[graedy]

This is me having flashbacks~~~~~~~~
BAMM!!
Lil bacon: "Ahhhhhh!"
Mom: "Ha ha, bet you won't do that again..."
BAMM!
Lil bacon: "Whaaa!!"
Mom: *SMACK* "Fuckin idiot...go make me drink"

A childhood that hard that later in life he called his dog "bacon" :icon_conf

 

[Steve Oly]

Mantastic
1)Love Deads
2)Olympic lifts
3)cut my own hair
4)not afraid of confrontation
5)Wrestling and kickboxing
6)Dark Beer (when I do drink)
7)Hate Shopping (clothes have holes in them)
8) have went 8 days without showering last summer and I felt like a human french frie.
9)Butterflied my own wounds (instead of stitches)
10)All Wisdom Teeth removed while awake and I went to work next day. That actually hurt like a bastard.
Mangina
1)Shave Pubes
2)Use face cream
3) I am also addicted to lip balm, what the hell
4)write love letters to my girl
5)likes curls
6)have cried during sad movies

 

[judogido]

I am MACHO!
- No freaking way I'm spending more than $15 on a haircut
- I like red meat, done rare or blue and the largest cut available. Not finishing it is a slight to my manhood.
- At the pub, I order beer in the biggest size it is available. Not finishing it is a slight to my manhood.
- Every time I'm cut I hope it leaves a scar.
- I am a compulsive buyer of power tools I'll probably never need (...but someday I might...)
- I get deeply offended if my wife mows the lawn (not that she'd dare). I feel like my neighbours would be snickering at me from behind their windows.
- A fart's success is measured by multiplying the volume by the smell - judged by the reaction of the wife or friends.

I am METRO!
- One of my favourite movies is Pretty Woman.
- I can spend more time on my hair than my wife when we're going out.
- I enjoy reading Cosmo & other women's magazines for the gossip & the fashions.
- Spiders unexpectedly appearing make me squeal
- I use my wife's foundation to cover unsightly blemishes.

 

[Steve Oly]

Your wife sounds almost as hardcore as my Mother.

My Mother's response whenever I tripped and fell and knocked my head on the corner of the coffee table:

"Get up Sissy...you're alright."

Sounds a bit like my old man. When I used to fall off my bike or hit my head, my father would tell me "pain is good for you, It will make you stronger." At a family party he picked me up over his head and threw me into an inground swimming pool and i did a bellyflop, (mind you I was 7 at the time) I started crying and my dad said "do you want me to get mother goose for you". I guess I learned early that whimpering was not going to get me anywhere. My dad also taught me a rare naked choke (which he called the Japanese strangle hold) and told me to try to get out of it. I realized I could not when He was holding me up because I had passed out. Life must have been fun for my dad, having someone to beat up all the time. In all seriousness he was a good man, just a bit deranged.

 

[Ted-P]

4)write love letters to my girl

Admitting that should get you on the manly list.

You shouldn't cost yourself the bonding you can do with that type of stuff because it's sissy.

 

[Ted-P]

Those who use lotion and cream of any kind have a crotch smooth as a barbie doll's boyfriend.

Those who use lip balm should consider a damn sex change.
Manly
-Fucking despise shopping especially clothes shopping. In fact I do em every 3 or 4 years.
-Love high speed and height oriented activities like roller coasters, bungee jumping, snowboarding and shit. Extreme!!!!!
-Love calling out bullshit.
-Lazy as fuck
- I never clean
-Love stirring up people and going against the majority

Womanly
- Tend to think too much about things that I cant do anything about
-Overly cautious and open minded.
- Daydream alot
-A whiner
- Way too scared of failure and opt out for a denial.
-Not really a guy who likes to have sex for just sex.
- A sap.

 

[Fedorable]

I am MACHO!
- Every time I'm cut I hope it leaves a scar.


I am METRO!
- One of my favourite movies is Pretty Woman.
- I use my wife's foundation to cover unsightly blemishes.

So you hope you scar so you can use her foundation?

ps. Even though it is a chick flick, pretty woman is horrible for a chick flick

 

[Fedorable]

Those who use lotion and cream of any kind have a crotch smooth as a barbie doll's boyfriend.

Those who use lip balm should consider a damn sex change.
Manly
-Fucking despise shopping especially clothes shopping. In fact I do em every 3 or 4 years.
-Love high speed and height oriented activities like roller coasters, bungee jumping, snowboarding and shit. Extreme!!!!!
-Love calling out bullshit.
-Lazy as fuck
- I never clean
-Love stirring up people and going against the majority

Womanly
- Tend to think too much about things that I cant do anything about
-Overly cautious and open minded.
- Daydream alot
-A whiner
- Way too scared of failure and opt out for a denial.
-Not really a guy who likes to have sex for just sex.
- A sap.

Marvin's nickname in school was "is"

 

[AxeGrinder]

I AM A MAAAAAN...

1. my two favorite pets are my Tarantula and my Emperor Scorpion
2. If meat is murder than I am guilty as charged
3. vice? pssh, their called hands
4. I can swing a sledge or an axe faster than any viking ever could
5. I fight walls and win
6. my Jeep can climb better than you can
7. my hands are so scarred they would give any farmer a run for his money
8. won't let any man near my girl
9. I've never seen Brokeback Mountain
10. you could stand me up at the gates of hell, but I wont back down


IM NOT A YOU ARE!
1. give in the the sad puppy face my girlfriend sometimes gives me
2. trim the ol' pubes...(seems everyone else does to, so whateverrrrr)
3. kiss my dog
4. meow back at my cat
5. I paint
6. If my jeans dont fit a certain way, then I'm not comfortable
7. work at a garden center...hey at least I do the lifting!
8. havent had a brew in like a year
9. hate fast food

 

[Shawn Hawk]

I'm a man!
1. I refuse to drink liqour any way but straight.
2. I've been hunting with Ted Nugent
3. I've deadlifted so much weight I fell down when I went to get some water.
4. I get my protien from animals I kill with my own hands.
5. I hospitalized my girlfriend's ex for being a douche.
7. I eat everything rare. That includes pasta, rice, and rocks.
8. I shovel my drive, despite it being a quarter mile. Snowblowers are for pussies. In fact, I'm going to go shovel this 4 foot+ snow tomorrow.
9. I listen to heavy metal so loud I've gotten the cops called on me. My closest neighbor is a mile away.
10. I never have and never will own a vehicle with any sort of emissions system.
11. I own enough guns to run a terrorist ogranization out of my basement.
12. I taught MacGyver everything he knows. I once rigged my belt, the elastic band on my underwear, some tape and a whole lot of hope into a fan belt.
13. I made that belt using leather from an animal I killed myself.
14. When I go camping, I bring nothing but a sleeping bag, a hatchet, a pocketknife and a rifle. If I want to eat, I just kill something. If it rains, I make a shelter out of branches.
15. I own at least 20,000 in tools.

Metro:
1. Like my shoes? They cost $105. I get very angry when they get scuffed.
2. I spend over 500 a year on colognes. I'm instantly skeptical of any cologne that dosen't retail for at least 80 dollars a bottle. One of my favorites is the same scent worn by Prince Charles.
3. I have spent 700 dollars on jeans in a single sitting.
4. I have spent 400 on shirts and accessories in a single sitting. I have a blazer that cost 500 that I'm not counting.
5. I refuse to wear white socks unless I'm working out. I'd rather go sockless.
6. I can tell you the pros and cons of any high end clothing brand from expierence.
7. I can give you better fasion advice than most women.

 

[Bubble Boy]

Best thread ever! This is some funny shit!!

I need to add to my list though:

Manly:
7: Was the bartender and bouncer at a biker bar in Jerome, Arizona for 1 year.
These guys had to check their guns at the bar when they came in. You wouldn't believe the arsenal I would get piled up next to the limes...and my baseball bat.
Metro:
7: I've actually done the "talk to the hand" thing more than once. A long time ago.

 

[Shawn Hawk]

Oh, I almost forgot one.

I shave with a straight razor.

 

[Wild Dan Hibiki]

I am a man:
I don't wear gloves when i workout
I don't do bicep curls
I scratch my balls in public
Judo
I eat lots of meat

I am a metro:
I ask girls for their opinions on the clothes i buy
I use pimple cream for the badass acne
I pluck my unibrow
I like watching queer eye for the straight guy
I dye my hair
I trim my pubes