Lomachenko the slickest white boxer of all time?

LogicalInsanity said:
LMAO! I get that $hit all the time.
I didn't know you were a mutt like me.

I've gotten everything from: Chinese, Filipino, Hawaiian, Samoan, French (not joking), Mexican, Native American, ...

Only 2 strangers in my life (in this country) have been able to correctly identify my racial background.

A Black Jack dealer at a casino, and a cashier at world Wraps.
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My cousin is half Filipino and we look a lot a like... except that he's half Filipino. Its like that episode of King of the Hill where Hank meets his half Japanese brother.
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LogicalInsanity said:
LMAO! I get that $hit all the time.
I didn't know you were a mutt like me.

I've gotten everything from: Chinese, Filipino, Hawaiian, Samoan, French (not joking), Mexican, Native American, ...

Only 2 strangers in my life (in this country) have been able to correctly identify my racial background.

A Black Jack dealer at a casino, and a cashier at world Wraps.
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I'm gonna guess Indonesian
 
DeJulez said:
Im actually more Mexican then black but people tend to always ask what I am because I dont really look like any single race.
Some think Im white, some think Im black. Others ask if im Puerto Rican. Arabian guy asked if I was Moroccan once. Asians tend to always think Im Italian or Greek. Homeless guy asked if I was an Egyptian Sorcerer. Hot drunk chick asked if I was an Egyptian Prince.
Some ask if Im Mexican, some ask what Im mixed with. Had people ask if I was Jewish a handful of times.

So yea, I like it that way.
I blend in with everyone.

But when people ask, I tell them Im a muthafuckin American.
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I think I'd rather be a sorcerer than a prince.
 
JayE said:
I think I'd rather be a sorcerer than a prince.
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Homeless guy on meth, or I assume meth, wanted to wash his clothes at my hotel.
Came in, couldnt understand him. Finally he asked what Nationality I was, I said American, and then he said I look like an Egyptian Sorcerer and then rambled about UFOs and Gods or something.
Good guy.

The Egyptian Prince thing was just a drunk Asian girl being an idiot.
 
DeJulez said:
The Egyptian Prince thing was just a drunk Asian girl being an idiot.
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Can't think of a better ice breaker than a drunk chick doing it for you........Should've shown her your palace.
 
DeJulez said:
Not really.
Its weird but you can tell in their features that they are latino/hispanic.
Like white guys dont have Sergios features. He looks like a Spainard.
Even Canelo. You see his facial structure is not of a white guys. Guys with red hair come out looking like Bill Burr and Carrot Top. You can tell Canelo is something else.

If you see Klitschko, yea his skin is white but due to his facial structure you would be able to tell that hes East European.
Same with Sergio and Canelo.

If I saw Rigondeaux in the street and didn't know him, I would know that he is a Latino and not Black. They way he walks, his facial structure, all of that is not one of a black American.
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LOL, absolute bullshit. Would you mind elaborating on these facial features that would make you "just know" that Martinez, Canelo and Klitschko aren't "white" even if you weren't aware of where they came from?

You probably also think that something about Gisele Bundchen (whose grandparents were all German) just "screams" that she is "Latina" and not white. Lol
 
Dr Stoppage said:
LOL, absolute bullshit. Would you mind elaborating on these facial features that would make you "just know" that Martinez, Canelo and Klitschko aren't "white" even if you weren't aware of where they came from?

You probably also think that something about Gisele Bundchen (whose grandparents were all German) just "screams" that she is "Latina" and not white. Lol
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Gisele Bundchen isn't latina. Dont think Brazilians are even considered Latinas anyway.
ButbBündchen is a sixth-generation Brazilian of German descent (according to wiki), but she looks like and is a white woman.
Never thought of her any different, and she is not very attractive, like most Germans, with that big slimy nose and that foot face that some white women have. Trust me, no ones mistaken her for a Latina.

Sergios features are not that of a white guy. Look at his cheek bones, eyes, jaw, all that. He looks Spanish. If I saw him and didn't know him, I would assumed he spoke Spanish. Swarthy is probably the term were looking for.
Canelo is the same way. His eyes, forehead, nose, and jaw are not like a white mans. They are more broader like an Indigenous American. Kinda like Cain Velasquezs.
 
DeJulez said:
Homeless guy on meth, or I assume meth, wanted to wash his clothes at my hotel.
Came in, couldnt understand him. Finally he asked what Nationality I was, I said American, and then he said I look like an Egyptian Sorcerer and then rambled about UFOs and Gods or something.
Good guy.

The Egyptian Prince thing was just a drunk Asian girl being an idiot.
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So you're not denying being an Egyptian sorcerer. Interesting.
 
@ Julez- so which white women do you consider beautiful?
 
To be fair, Bundchen is German through and through.
 
DeJulez said:
Gisele Bundchen isn't latina. Dont think Brazilians are even considered Latinas anyway.
ButbBündchen is a sixth-generation Brazilian of German descent (according to wiki), but she looks like and is a white woman.
Never thought of her any different, and she is not very attractive, like most Germans, with that big slimy nose and that foot face that some white women have. Trust me, no ones mistaken her for a Latina.

Sergios features are not that of a white guy. Look at his cheek bones, eyes, jaw, all that. He looks Spanish. If I saw him and didn't know him, I would assumed he spoke Spanish. Swarthy is probably the term were looking for.
Canelo is the same way. His eyes, forehead, nose, and jaw are not like a white mans. They are more broader like an Indigenous American. Kinda like Cain Velasquezs.
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I'm going to call Giselle slimy next time I see her.

Julez, you're alright, if this is your shit keep on it.
 
DeJulez said:
Gisele Bundchen isn't latina. Dont think Brazilians are even considered Latinas anyway.
ButbBündchen is a sixth-generation Brazilian of German descent (according to wiki), but she looks like and is a white woman.
Never thought of her any different, and she is not very attractive, like most Germans, with that big slimy nose and that foot face that some white women have. Trust me, no ones mistaken her for a Latina.

Sergios features are not that of a white guy. Look at his cheek bones, eyes, jaw, all that. He looks Spanish. If I saw him and didn't know him, I would assumed he spoke Spanish. Swarthy is probably the term were looking for.
Canelo is the same way. His eyes, forehead, nose, and jaw are not like a white mans. They are more broader like an Indigenous American. Kinda like Cain Velasquezs.
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If they didn't open their mouths and if no one saw their passports, Canelo and Martinez would go more unnoticed in some trailer park in Kentucky than Colin Farrell or Kit Harrington would. Their noses, foreheads and jaws would not look strange on any European face. Canelo does have small/squinty eyes, but plenty of people of Northern European descent have this type of eyes (think Axl Rose or Daryl from TWD). You're letting your previous knowledge of their background cloud your objective analysis of their race.
 
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