How can I help my Friend not be a Creep

Pugilistic slowly becoming one of my favorite sherdog gimmicks.
 
Pugilistic said:
Well not really but basically that's what it seems like. I have a buddy who is just terrible with women. He says he hasn't gotten laid in about 3 years and I feel bad for him. Over the years he's asked me for advice because as bad as I am, I still get laid once in awhile.

But I've known him for about 4 years and as far as I could tell he refuses to make any changes in his life this whole time. Doesn't work out, eats like crap, and is just very negative. He never listens to the advice I or the other guys give him. He always has an excuse ready, or he'll just listen and not follow through. So I've given up on trying to help him. I can listen to him complain about how much he doesn't get laid because I know he's just wants to vent rather than do something about it. Okay I can do that since I'm a friend.

Recently, he's been often trying to get me to hit on chicks while he's with me in hopes he'll get to meet one via proxy. It's annoying because he's only doing it so he can meet girls but he tries to make it out like he's encouraging me to do it for myself. He can do it himself but he's too scared. And when I actually tried to introduce him to girls, he does nothing.

He's getting desperate, and now it's getting pathetic. He said he spent like 50 bucks on Tinder so he can more likes, despite him not knowing how to text girls to make a difference (His text game is horrendous. Even other dudes get annoyed with his texts). He'll spend hundreds of dollars at a club to get a VIP table because apparently chicks flock to VIP tables, yet he still can't get laid. Now he's asking me to introduce him to girls I know, and he will pay me for it. Even including ones I've banged. Said he'll pay extra if he ends up banging.

So basically he's asking me to pimp out chicks to him. A small part of me thought it could be an easy way to make money. But I would feel like I'm robbing a friend because I know he won't get anywhere and I don't want to make the girls I know what would probably be an unpleasant experience. So I promptly responded, "What the fuck, dude."

Cliffs:
1. Friend hasn't gotten laid in years
2. Has bad game and is desperate
3. Offers to pay me to introduce chicks to him
4. Should I be a pimp?
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You've already answered your own question. You already know this guy giving you money will not buy him anything.
 
HIMBOB said:
Just tell him to ask people out face to face.

You can see the exact moment you fucked it up and can learn from it.

His challenge this month is to get shot down 10 times in September. Even if one girl agrees to a date he still needs to get shot down 10 times.

Its like playing baseball with no three strikes rule. You lose nothing by getting shot down, until you have been shot down men hold thus irrational fear of it.

Fyi i was with a highschool sweetheart till 24 and then unleashed on the dating scene with zero repeat zero game.
This is what worked for me.
Few relationships later i picked up my now wife at a bus stop in the middle of the day. Actually asked her out in a bus in front of like 20 people.
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Sounds like she's underage. Where's Cint?
 
loyalyolayal said:
@Pugilistic as a pimp is like me looking for an old chinese lady to be my mechanic.
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You want tire rotation?
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Your friend needs to get conor's FAST workout program

He'll be good for 1-2 rounds.
 
Doughbelly said:
English teacher?
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Nah works for a Korean company. I don't know how he got the job. He'll say most of the time he sits there without knowing what's going on since he doesn't understand the language.

BisexualMMA said:
Holy damn. I don't know if you can save this guy in that setting and situation.
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I don't think I can. There are times he'll eyeball a chick he likes the whole night talking about how hot she is, how nice of an ass she has, the things he'd do to her, etc. Partially out of pity and frustration, I would go up the girl, get to know her a bit and introduce her to my friend. And he does nothing.

loyalyolayal said:
@Pugilistic as a pimp is like me looking for an old chinese lady to be my mechanic.
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Hey, I may have bad game for myself, but I'm a pretty friendly and sociable guy. I know a lot of chicks and many of my friends have gotten laid or have gotten girlfriends thanks to me. One of them got married recently too and invited me to their wedding since they wouldn't have met if it wasn't for me.

fonzob1 said:
You've already answered your own question. You already know this guy giving you money will not buy him anything.
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I guess the question becomes, do I take money from my friend knowing it'll not get him anything? He knows it too so it's not false advertising.
 
Pugilistic said:
Well not really but basically that's what it seems like. I have a buddy who is just terrible with women. He says he hasn't gotten laid in about 3 years and I feel bad for him. Over the years he's asked me for advice because as bad as I am, I still get laid once in awhile.

But I've known him for about 4 years and as far as I could tell he refuses to make any changes in his life this whole time. Doesn't work out, eats like crap, and is just very negative. He never listens to the advice I or the other guys give him. He always has an excuse ready, or he'll just listen and not follow through. So I've given up on trying to help him. I can listen to him complain about how much he doesn't get laid because I know he's just wants to vent rather than do something about it. Okay I can do that since I'm a friend.

Recently, he's been often trying to get me to hit on chicks while he's with me in hopes he'll get to meet one via proxy. It's annoying because he's only doing it so he can meet girls but he tries to make it out like he's encouraging me to do it for myself. He can do it himself but he's too scared. And when I actually tried to introduce him to girls, he does nothing.

He's getting desperate, and now it's getting pathetic. He said he spent like 50 bucks on Tinder so he can more likes, despite him not knowing how to text girls to make a difference (His text game is horrendous. Even other dudes get annoyed with his texts). He'll spend hundreds of dollars at a club to get a VIP table because apparently chicks flock to VIP tables, yet he still can't get laid. Now he's asking me to introduce him to girls I know, and he will pay me for it. Even including ones I've banged. Said he'll pay extra if he ends up banging.

So basically he's asking me to pimp out chicks to him. A small part of me thought it could be an easy way to make money. But I would feel like I'm robbing a friend because I know he won't get anywhere and I don't want to make the girls I know what would probably be an unpleasant experience. So I promptly responded, "What the fuck, dude."

Cliffs:
1. Friend hasn't gotten laid in years
2. Has bad game and is desperate
3. Offers to pay me to introduce chicks to him
4. Should I be a pimp?
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Just live by what uncle Snoop said pimps up hoes down if you follow that you'll be The Mack in no time ya dig.
 
loyalyolayal said:
rd1 - Say hello.
rd2 - Orders her a drink.
rd3 - Too gassed to send dick pics.
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All the while looking like he could go all night.

Then he texts the girl later

"I was inefficient with my energy. Once you blow your load; it's game over."
 
Pugilistic said:
He isn't a virgin. He loves talking about his sex stories...from years ago. And yes he is fat. He's taller than me, but that's not saying much since I'm a manlet. So basically he's short, fat, has no confidence and is very negative. He refuses to make any changes in life style to change any of that and has an excuse lined up for everything. Won't lift weights because it's boring, won't go for runs because he has bad cardio, won't train martial arts because he already knows most techniques, won't eat healthy because he doesn't believe in nutritional science. Good luck trying to get him to learn French. Despite living in Korea for five years, he can barely form a sentence and he still pronounces words like a white person who just got off the plane, and he's ethnically Korean. He doesn't like white girls anyway so he's limited to Korean girls who speak English, which are plentiful, but makes no difference because he as no game. Yeah..hopeless.
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Your friend is a virgin. He's just making shit up.

No one's game fades that fast and falls that far.
 
Doughbelly said:
Your friend is a virgin. He's just making shit up.

No one's game fades that fast and falls that far.
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Possible, but I don't think he's lying. Why wouldn't he lie about getting laid all the time right now?

He also has taken pics while banging girls with his name written on them. Nobody asked to see them but I guess we wanted to prove to us that he isn't a total loser.
 
Tell your friend to get on tinder wtf. Some hoe out there will throw him a piece
 
Pugilistic said:
Possible, but I don't think he's lying. Why wouldn't he lie about getting laid all the time right now?

He also has taken pics while banging girls with his name written on them. Nobody asked to see them but I guess we wanted to prove to us that he isn't a total loser.
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He is a total loser.

When you're fucking a chick (IF in this case) and you stop to write your name on them for proof, what does that make you?

Why would he lie? To show he's not a loser, which he is.
 
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