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  1. NurseKnuckles My Mom's stronger than you belt

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    ^^ lool.
    I'd really make sure you have stretchy briefs or compression shorts or something...
     
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  2. cincymma79 Brown Belt

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    Apparently see through yoga pants is a thing now? Smoking hot girl squatting in the smith machine next to me last week. Had on a black thong. She was doing taco squats and when I walked up to the rack after getting a drink I am almost positive I could see her asshole. Like this has to be on purpose but am I supposed to stare? Rub one out? Ignore it? Mount her? What's he appropriate etiquette
     
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    Obviously option 2 or 4.
     
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  4. NurseKnuckles My Mom's stronger than you belt

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    I think a lot of the time they don't realize how shear the stretching makes their pants. I've caught a glimpse of a few balloon knots at my gym.
     
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    You go up to her and tell her, "Excuse me, miss. I don't mean to be rude, but I can see your anus through your transparent leggings. Could you be more conscious of your outfit choices next time?"
     
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  6. NurseKnuckles My Mom's stronger than you belt

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    I'd be curious to know whether you'd get an equivalent response one would expect from

    "you have something, right there on your tooth... no ... yes... there you got it."
     
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  7. cincymma79 Brown Belt

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    It is distracting. Can you maybe wait to flash me your alimentary tract until I'm on accessory work? I want to look. You want me to look. I just can't right now.
     
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    I haven't squatted or deadlifted in half a month, I'm a gym idiot.
     
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  9. Pinyin Yellow Card

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    i'm in this boat. old enough not to care anymore. i do kind of get a kick out of the guys who curl and then start shadow boxing in the free weight area. these are the ones you really can't avoid not looking at. some peoples parents just never gave them enough attention.
     
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    Anybody noticed the fitness guys on youtube eating a scoop of pre-workout straight without any shaker or water? DO NOT attempt with Casein... trust me.
     
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    I nearly murdered a guy last week for using the only squat rack in the gym (i was away for work, at a different gym) to do calf raises. For about 20 minutes. Wth the bitch pad. o_O
     
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    girls-be-like-i-hate-when-guys-stare-at-me-16390819.png
     
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  13. cincymma79 Brown Belt

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    Accurate

    Some chick at the beach last year walked down to an early empty beach and pulled a towel up right next to my family and I, in jeans and a tshirt with her overweight tenish year old daughter, pulled her clothes off and recalled a tiny bikini with a g string. Now don't get me wrong she had an above average ass. But wtf. I mean you accomplished your goal. I looked. But your kid is with you and you wear a g string? And you can see I'm with my wife and kids. Sigh...maybe she thought our kids could play together. Only viable excuse
     
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    I've just gone back to a commercial gym,after many years at a mma place and my garage,the constant need for "kids" to do a set and scan their phone for what seems like a full 5 or 6 minutes then rinse and repeat,is astounding.
     
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    I don't do either anymore, because I'm old and fucked
     
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    I have always been of the opinion,that no matter how slick you are,shadow boxing or hitting a bag in a commercial gym just makes you look kinda like.

    {<RR}
     
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    She wanted to bang
     
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  18. NurseKnuckles My Mom's stronger than you belt

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    I keep to myself, but I definitely scan the room during my rests. Lots of people do lots of weird shit in the gym. People watching is part of why I like to leave the house to train.
     
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    Today I was riding a bike machine and the guy next to to
    me stank so bad like sweat and dirt I wanted to puke and
    had to leave the machine.
     
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  20. Ilk Yellow Belt

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    I shadow box or use the bag as pre work out warm up, post work out warm down or sometimes even between sets. I am not sure whats people problem with that. I am in the gym willing to work on my strength, but can use the time to work some on my technique too. And no it is not a show off, but if I do not feel thursty or tired after a set, there is nothing left for me to do. I usually go with a budy and help him if he does some heavy lift, but this is mostly 3-4 sets.
     
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