Anyone here wished they were Russians

[Dinotective]

Bunch of cyka blyats ITT.

 

[gonads20]

Been to Russia and my answer is HELL NO! the woman are sexy though.

 

[Graves The Elder]

I'd be a White Russian.
but then I'd drink myself.
wut?

 

[Trotsky]

Why not?

• Russia is very poor compared to wealthy Western nations
• Russian citizens have limited rights to privacy, speech, and due process compared to other Western citizens
• The government and society are wrought with corruption
• It's cold as fucking fuck
• The food sucks
• There is no Mexican food, no black soul food, no Chinese food - no Mexican women, black women, or Chinese women
• Different alphabet; ain't no one got time for that
• Vodka is just rubbing alcohol

 

[Hitman81]

Only in the sense that they don't seem to give a fuck and I have daily anxiety over shit like volcanoes erupting and killing us all. Yes.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Anyone here wished they were born Russian?

In the land of Putin?

And embrace the Kalashnikovs?

Surrounded by hot Slavic girls?

So...Russia has hacked Sherdog now?

Also, why the fuck would I want to live in a Mafia State with a GDP lower than Italy, where you can be assassinated just for writing nasty things about Putin?

And of course, Whiskey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vodka

 

[90 50]

Only once, the first time I saw Rocky IV. Drago’s wife was hot.

Now she’s a crackhead with that played out rapper.

Talk about a change of life.

Cocaines a hell of a drug

 

[Tankeray]

I do. I love Russian and it’s people. It’s my spiritual country.

 

[ArtemV]

Uh, lol. I don't have to wish for this, but being born into a first class country with a nice ecomomy (isn't hard to have a better economy than Russia) sure does sound good...

Living in St. Petersburg is nice, you can earn a pretty gpod wage once qualified - same with Moscow and some other cities. But if you're not qualified/ not in our military/police force, prepare to live a life of being destitute.

 

[lostdog000]

when i am searching porn i sometimes wish i was a russian porn star, they bang the hottest chicks

 

[Cold187um]

I'm proud to be Canadian, wouldn't want to be anything else or live anywhere else. My family is originally from Russia, left during the Communist Revolution .

 

[thegreenblender]

Because

You may not like it, but this is what peak culture looks like

 

[90 50]

Uh, lol. I don't have to wish for this, but being born into a first class country with a nice ecomomy (isn't hard to have a better economy than Russia) sure does sound good...

Living in St. Petersburg is nice, you can earn a pretty gpod wage once qualified - same with Moscow and some other cities. But if you're not qualified/ not in our military/police force, prepare to live a life of being destitute.

My buddies at work said it was a requiremt for all the males to serve military , is this regional (Siberia) or an age thing(they are in their 40’s and 50’s) where younger generations do not anymore?)

 

[MikeMcMann]

There must be a reason why Roy Jones Jr. and Steven Seagal applied for Russian citizenship.

What?

Russia is still not that friendly to ethnics.

But I guess like Rampage in Japan, if you are celebrity you will find the small percentage of the populace drawn to you and have all of them to yourself.

 

[marioh]

no offense to russians, but no. tbf, there are plenty of others i'd say no to as well, so they are far from being alone.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

In soviet russia outlandish thread on sherdog mayberry lounge reads you!

 

[ArtemV]

My buddies at work said it was a requiremt for all the males to serve military , is this regional (Siberia) or an age thing(they are in their 40’s and 50’s) where younger generations do not anymore?)

Yeah, this is correct. Or at least it was. It was a requirement a short time ago, but now, fewer people seem to actually serve and instead just.. avoid it. Now it is more lenient, you can go and graduate instead of serving, but if not, they (military/government) will try and chase you down to serve.

 

[ssBaldy]

I am Russian and live in Russia. Of all his points TS is only right about the girls, we have some of the world's best pussy.
Putin is a shitty president and you can't legally own a Kalashnikov.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

If you were born in the US, you won the fucking lottery.

Delusional comment, murica is a shithole

 

[Darkballs]

Half the war room would.