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Conditioning
Treadmill Incline Sprints
Tabata 4 minutes, 8.0% incline @ 9.0mph
Treadmill Incline Sprints
Tabata 4 minutes, 8.0% incline @ 9.0mph
Hey whatsup man, just checking in here. Haven't stopped by in a long time haha. Sounds like you're still making good progress! And teaching privates now? Awesome haha.
I’m a big beautiful woman. I’m Eleanor Goiter. I’m large-body-positive! I’m vivacious, curvaceous and something-else-vacious,like inspira-vacious. I’m living-large ‘n’ in-charge – of a mobile defibrillator for my hourly angina attack. My fem-fat friends like my stupid haircut, funky shaped glasses, cute little animal prints and giant polka-dots on everything. I also luurrvvv getting into illogical arguments about gender inequality and fat-scrimination. My favourite topic, besides how much I hate all the air in chip packets, is Nature vs Nurture – I’m unnaturally overweight and have never nurtured anything other than my curvaceous lady lumps.
Did I mention I’m curvaceous? I use the word curvaceous to redefine what most people would describe as “gruesomely obese and incomprehensibly still alive” to mean “oh wow I almost thought you were Jenny, Jenny from the Block, you’re soo curvaceous, num nums”. So yeah I mean ‘curvaceous’ as in “Latino” not “Leggos”.
I’ve been sponging off a government grant to write a thesis paper for my Grad-Dip in Female Genderous Culture Through Pubic Painting and Liturgical Movement. My paper is titled “Cross cultural modes of de-feminisation of post-feminist retail sales assistants assisting in the un-subconscious promotion of female circumcision using men’s cufflinks as a symbol of the patriarchal dominance in suffragette freedom activism”.
I love burlesque, cabaret and circus. I do all three, at the same time. I dress up in a lace bra and panties, and groan loudly while trying to balance on a podium. Burlesque is great. It’s a way for people too ugly to be strippers to be strippers. We can force other fat burlesque trolls to watch us and we can all join in the collective approval of our horrendous bodies.
Yeah man. Teaching is still new to me and pretty rewarding.
Hey what's up with you? How is the business/training going?
Yea man, glad to hear you enjoy teaching. It (to me) changes the way you learn the techniques as well, since you have to be able to relay that info properly later haha.
Everything's going pretty well here, I'll be starting my own BJJ class soon (9-12 year olds) mon-thurs so i'm excited to start that. So far we have about 12 kids signed up and a lot that have expressed interest.
Though the biggest news is my boss is gonna send me to california a few times a year to train/get certified under Andre galvao. :icon_chee