MickCollins
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We were doing the hip throws and I was paired with a big, big fella. He's the type of dude who thinks everything is MMA and every drill is the UFC title shot. He always resists. So we are doing the throw and he resists while saying things like "this wouldn't work if I did X" type stuff. All while I was doing it slow to work on footwork and such because I'm bad at it and its fuggin' practice. So, I finally decide to move fast, keep hips low and see if I can launch him. I didn't launch him too high, but he fell flat on his back and let out a loud, wet farting sound. Oh, it wasn't a fart. It was a shart. As he peered up at me and said "that was a good one", a brown stain started expanding on his white gi pants.
Meanwhile, next drill is announced as working the double unders guard pass. I excused myself to the bathroom. Said I didn't feel well. The dude still wears the pants, only now there is a faded ass stain on them.
Meanwhile, next drill is announced as working the double unders guard pass. I excused myself to the bathroom. Said I didn't feel well. The dude still wears the pants, only now there is a faded ass stain on them.