Your ideal features for your ultimate dream home

[GSP_37]

little to no stairs

I want some sort of handcrank backup elevator or dumbwaiter.

 

[Deleted member 577981]

lots of water access to most of the house. like little rivers going from place to place everywhere. steam showers too. basically a water house.

 

[GSP_37]

lots of water access to most of the house. like little rivers going from place to place everywhere. steam showers too. basically a water house.

Expect rust and mold.

 

[Deleted member 577981]

Expect rust and mold.

with 70 foot ceilings and ventilation? nope. it would be designed by engineers who know what they are doing man.

 

[William Huggins]

Give me this with a brothel in a town nearby and I'll be happy

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I'm not seeing the structural integrity for you and 3 hookers in that hammock!!!

I'm only going to be able to give you one full size and a midget..... Cert ....... sorry........

 

[HeffDoesWant]

I don't remember what I was watching but they threw grappling hooks attached to rope and climbed up the wall. That made me wonder if the top of the wall was rounded instead of with right angles if the grappling hook would be able to hook to anything.

Ladders work better if no defenders.

But to answer your question, no not rounded.

Typically they have crenallations (the gaped teeth like things) which are grappling hook could use easily.

Castles are defence multipliers not outright defence.

Drawbridge, moat, and 40-ft stone walls along the entire perimeter of the property.

Needs a portcullis.

 

[Legumes]

Dry cardboard ceiling and walls.

 

[Gene Tunney]

I want some sort of handcrank backup elevator or dumbwaiter.

 

[Berserker13]

a basement that is naturally cool in the summer

 

[Contempt]

Kick everyone out of Carcassonne... nice and zombie proof.

 

[Tito Tapped]

I want some sort of handcrank backup elevator or dumbwaiter.

You can skip the dumbwaiter. Have your walk in pantry share a wall with the garage and put a small door at the bottom. You can unload the car right into the kitchen.

 

[Neck&Neck]

theatre room to watch sports
Personal hospital room to get my treatments without going to the hospital
And a huge indoor above ground pond

 

[elreece]

My own toilet that no one else can use, and close enough to get to in emergencies.

....how often are you having toilet emergencies?!

Do you have a diet consisting solely of Taco Bell?

 

[Kiniun]

A staircase big enough to comfortably house all my tongue-less morlocks.

 

[plataoplombo]

L shaped ranch house with a pool in the middle. Nice big windows to let in light and an open floor plan

 

[Fluffernutter]

Three bedrooms (one for me and one for each of my kids).

Yard big enough to garden, but small enough to not feel like a chore. Plus, my dog needs a yard.


Within my kids' school zone so they don't have to go to a new school


That's it

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

I live in a barn. It suits me.

 

[Satur9]

lots of water access to most of the house. like little rivers going from place to place everywhere. steam showers too. basically a water house.

Definitely. Like a lazy river going throughout the place. Call someone in the kitchen and tell them to sail me a white monster downstream.

 

[Prologue]

Just me and my homies

 

[Deleted member 577981]

Definitely. Like a lazy river going throughout the place. Call someone in the kitchen and tell them to sail me a white monster downstream.

Hell yeah man!! That would be amazing.

Lots of light and very high ceilings and windows etc.