Your ideal features for your ultimate dream home

[GSP_37]

....how often are you having toilet emergencies?!

Do you have a diet consisting solely of Taco Bell?

No problems with Taco Bell. I did read eating too many pecans can cause problems. I had too many pecans and then some frozen blueberries, and problems after the normal session of solid shit. It's like I need to be careful what I eat later at night.

I tried the Taco Bell new chicken nuggets and not impressed by its performance. Also tried new McD chicken strips and aside from one piece seeming like it was still between frozen and cooked, it was ok. Even Jack in the Box changed their chicken strips from when I last had it years ago. I would take grocery chain deli chicken tenders over fast food chicken.

 

[zuffazombee]

Detached 3-car garage with a man-cave loft above it.

 

[Dalarna3]

Water features

 

[Daverisimo]

I need trees/ easy access to nature. I'd literally rather live in a hut in the middle of the woods than a masion in the middle of 100 acres of manicured lawns.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

 

[spastikbecher]

A full size wood heated sauna and a cold water pool.
Fire place, floor cooling and an american style bbq.

 

[fedorthegoat777]

Assuming property tax won't be a problem.

I'd like to have an indoor batting cage with enough outfield space to see the ball fly, but with netting to not break anything.

My own toilet that no one else can use, and close enough to get to in emergencies.

Froyo machine.

Intermediate entrance like jewelry stores where you enter, then there's another door where owner can either let you in, gas you, or make you fall into trap door.

Multiple secret basement levels.

secret basement levels are cool.
Why pit the batting cage inside? just have one outside on some property.

 

[GSP_37]

secret basement levels are cool.
Why pit the batting cage inside? just have one outside on some property.

Freedom to hit balls during rain? Pitching machine rusting?

 

[boingyman]

I want a backyard similar to this. Pool, pool/guest house, waterslide and a soccer field. Scratch out the mini golf or just leave 2 holes for putting purposes and add a jacuzzi and multi use court (basketball, tennis, etc).


or even just soccer field like this would be dope.