your favourite "crap" movies

[RoryFan]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Star Trek: Nemesis. It got panned by virtually everyone, but I thought it was the best of the TNG movies.

This is the first movie where I took notice of Tom Hardy. He's fantastic in this movie, probably his best next to Mad Max: Fury Road.

 

[GoldenAzazel]

I hate this movie,really. The only part thats cool is when they beat in the guys balls with the staffs and it doesnt do anything.

Different sense humour i guess

 

[5crew]

Me and my group of friends were laughing throughout the movie. The weapon was like a giant sex toy especially when it started spinning. There are definitely some good scenes in it. Like the granny and spider running dudes.

 

[taurus]

The Saint
Waterworld
Blade 3
Batman and Robin
X3

I'm just going to bomb this thread with some of my favorite, lowly-regarded B-movies

Going for a IMDB cut-off rating that's above 6:5

The Blood of Heroes
IMDB rating 6:5
My IMDB Rating 10/10

Hell Comes to Frogtown
IMDB rating 5:5
My IMDB Rating 9/10

Deadlier than the Male (the James Bond rip-off that's better than any Bond film save Goldfinger)
IMDB rating 6:4
My IMDB Rating 8/10

God Told Me To (movie only really works on VHS though due to HD ruining the special effects)
IMDB rating 6:2
My IMDB Rating 8/10

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
IMDB rating 6:1
My IMDB Rating 8/10

When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
IMDB rating 5:2
My IMDB Rating 8/10

Tarkan vs The Vikings
IMDB rating 6:5
My IMDB Rating 8/10

Undefeatable
IMDB rating 4:1
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Conquest
IMDB rating 5:2
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Psychomania
IMDB rating 5:8
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Inseminoids (perhaps the best Alien rip-off)
IMDB rating 3:6
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Howling 2: Stirba -- Werewolf Bitch
IMDB rating 3:4
My IMDB Rating 7/10

The Stranger and the Gunfighter
IMDB rating 5:6
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Beast with a Gun
IMDB rating 6:1
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Billy the Kid
IMDB rating 5:7
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Wheels of Fire
IMDB rating 4:7
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Hearts and Armour
IMDB rating 5:8
My IMDB Rating 7/10

The Inspectors Wear Skirts
IMDB rating 5:8
My IMDB Rating 7/10

Ride, Vaquero!
IMDB rating 6:1
My IMDB rating 7/10

You had this ready before the thread, admit it. No one would go through all this trouble in a single post. Then, when you saw the thread, you said to yourself "This is my moment to shine".

Either way, kudos.

 

[HHJ]

blood of heroes! fuck yeah

 

[n...not crazy]

Cyborg is so bad, on so many levels. I love it.

 

[europe1]

Robot Jox. 5.3/10 on IMDb but it's so much better than that if you are able to accept that it is a total b-movie.

You had this ready before the thread, admit it. No one would go through all this trouble in a single post. Then, when you saw the thread, you said to yourself "This is my moment to shine".

I have... problems when it comes to movies.

 

[europe1]

Some more films. Again, criteria that it has less than 6:5 on IMDB.

The Manitou
5.2

Species (and Species 2 of course)
5.8

Phoenix the Warrior
4.1

Stryker
4.3

Manborg
5.7

Bloody Pits of Horror (pretty bad save the most bonkers perfomance in film history)
4.8

Prehistoric Women
4.7

Planet of the Vampires (one of my all-time favorite Sci-Fi films)
6.3

Shock
6.3

Trauma
6.0

Ator 1 and 2
3.0 and 2.2

Turkey Shoot (aka: Tatcher's Island)
5.9

Hannie Caulder
6.2

Demons 2
6.0

Strip Nude for your Killer
5.8

Contamination
5.3

Innocent Blood
6.2

She
5.8

Razorback
6.0

 

[Organic Damage]

What are we calling a crap movie, though? Something with a rotten rating or less than 6 on IMDB?

I wouldn't consider Scott Pilgrim or Spectral crap movies.

 

[Cid]

Slammin Salmon, mainly due to the sheer awesomeness of the late Michael Clark Duncan in his greatest role (stuff that Green Mile Crap)

 

[europe1]

Other really good films that are unfairly trashed. The rating listed is the IMDB one.

Invasion of the Bee Girls
5.1

Empire of the Ants
4.0

The Church
6.0

Q -- The Winged Serpant (includes method acting)
6.1

Necronomicon
5.8

Forbidden World
5.3

Highlander 2 (please don't mock me for this opinion. It's good if you forget everything about the first film)
4.1

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
4.6

The Terror Within
4.9

Maniac Cop
6.0

I Come In Peace
6.0

Passanger 57
5.8

Alligator
5.9

Split Second
6.2

The Split
6.1

Lady Terminator
5.7

Blood on the Sun (mainly for the Judo scenes)
6.2

The Misfit Brigade (sort of a sister-film to Cross of Iron)
6.1

Terminator 2 (which is ironically an Alien rip-off)
4.7

Megiddon 2: The Omega Code (Brian Trenchard-Smith directs an Left Behind film<45>)
4.1

 

[Zer]

Necronomicon
5.8

This is a little gem. That one story Whispers is BRUTAL

 

[europe1]

This is a little gem. That one story Whispers is BRUTAL

Yeah that episode was fucked-up on a level that you just don't see anywhere else. Ghastly...

My one nitpick would be that... Necronomicon was supposed to an anthology of short-films made in the mold of Lovecraft's writing, and while Whispers was certainly the most evocative and memorable episode... it wasn't very Lovecraft-esque.

 

[HereticBD]

Nonsensical twist aside, this is one of the finest slasher movies ever made.

 

[Zer]

Yeah that episode was fucked-up on a level that you just don't see anywhere else. Ghastly...

My one nitpick would be that... Necronomicon was supposed to an anthology of short-films made in the mold of Lovecraft's writing, and while Whispers was certainly the most evocative and memorable episode... it wasn't very Lovecraft-esque.

I agree. It was written and directed by Brian Yuzna. The dude who made Society

Comes off more Clive Barker than HP Lovecraft

 

[JBSchroeds]

I Come In Peace
6.0

"And you go in pieces." Damn, I haven't thought of this movie in probably close to 25 years.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Joe Dirt

 

[equus]

Nonsensical twist aside, this is one of the finest slasher movies ever made.

this movie is excellent.

 

[TrippleOG]

Major Payne .