Young women calling you sir

[Jesus X]

Depends on the context.

 

[Jesus X]

keep you hands on the hood of the car SIR!

 

[Jesus X]

I'm going to start say SIR loudly then "racha" quietly then giggling.

 

[dc007]

I like when young men say it because it shows respect. When young women do it, it means they don't want to bang.

 

[Simple Southerner]

When a hot girl calls you sir

 

[TribalDrumz]

TRT is no joke

 

[Simple Southerner]

It's like when people call me Zer I immediately know they want to spitroast a tranny with me

 

[Squintz]

 

[DaleBoca]

When I was a TA for an undergraduate course at my university and I asked the students to come down to get their exams. As I was handing it out to them one student was like “Thank you, sir.” I was like “Sir; I’m not that old.” The dude nearly shit his pants but I told him I’m just joshing around. I ended up failing his ass when I graded his exam. No, I kid, but it was funny seeing him freeze up for a second.

 

[SKYNET]

Some punk at the In N Out drive thru called me " buddy"

I would have been like:

 

[hohner]

I kick them in the clam so they know better than to assume the gender of a middle aged guy with a beard.

 

[deadshot138]

I get called boss a lot. Dunno why, think its an underhanded attempt at flattery by people looking to get something from you. Or maybe I'm out of touch w people, idk

 

[Texan6533]

Kind of weird, every since I turned 30 a while back most teens / young twenties started calling me sir. Maybe it's the piercing stares I give out.

 

[IIIIIIII]

haven't been called sir yet. gray hair hasn't kicked in for me as of yet lol. i'm sure i'll start seeing some in the next four or five years, maybe less.

 

[Merlotte's]

I call the old guys who work for me and strangers as sir. But I'm not trying to smash or get smashed I better stop.

I also had a female boss who was days older than me and she expressed that she was relieved that she's older and I immediately started respnding to her as ma'am and referring to her as grandma. Good times.

I had an ex who was exactly 10 days younger than me. After my birthday we always had a running gag that I was some dirty old man. Was cute for a couple years then the dust settled.

 

[Red Beard]

I make pre-cumsies when a young thot calls me sir.

 

[Jesus X]

I like when young men say it because it shows respect. When young women do it, it means they don't want to bang.

and if they do want to bang it means daddy issues or maybe grandaddy issues.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I had an ex who was exactly 10 days younger than me. After my birthday we always had a running gag that I was some dirty old man. Was cute for a couple years then the dust settled.

You should still contact her on her birthday but in some super creepy old man way.

 

[PajamaSnugz]

I get called boss a lot. Dunno why, think its an underhanded attempt at flattery by people looking to get something from you. Or maybe I'm out of touch w people, idk

I hate it when people do that. Boss comes from a French word slaves used to call their masters. A Haitian dude told me that’s what they say to people they dislike. Kinda like a backhanded compliment I guess.

 

[SaiWa]

I actually remember the first time someone called me sir.

I've always looked way younger than my age (even by Asian standards). I was 26 and got into an accident in Philly (right in Chinatown). Nothing bad really but this old lady tried to make a left turn on the right lane without seeing me driving up on the left line and banged into my rear right door. I wasn't even going that fast - she just didn't see me. We adjust/park our cars so we don't block traffic (don't recall if it was illegal or not). So she gets out of her car with her grandchildren and I ask her if she's okay and she immediately accuses me of being wrong and its my fault. I am like "lady you made an illegal left turn) and we argue for a few more seconds and she just "goes whatever.. we're going to eat at x restaurant.. come find us when the police arrives".

So the cop comes by after 5-10 minutes and I greet her, she ask me what happened as she pulls out her notepad and I start explaining things but she's kinda dismissive, just taking notes, looking at each car as she's writing her report and then she ask me for my driver's license and insurance. I give it to her and she looks at it.. Does a double take and then turns to me in awe and says "You're 26!?". I am like "yes why?". She replies "You like a BABY! I thought you were 17 or 18 at most!".

So we're laughing a bit and then she goes "Alright. What happened SIR!".

Finally some MUDAFUCKIN' RESPECT!!!
And that was the first time I've ever been called sir.

btw - Cop said I was right and she got a ticket for her illegal left turn...