Young women calling you sir

[Rocco Siffredi]

I used to hear people complain about the first time they got called ‘sir’.

Don’t know about you guys but I REALLY like it when young women call me sir.

It means they respect my authority and want me to choke them in bed.

Guaran-fucking-teed.

Don’t like when men call me sir so stop with that gay shit.

@Sir Burton

I am like, "sir? that's my penis's name. Hold on, he wants to have words with you"

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

This is how we roll in Australia

 

[JbModest]

I used to hear people complain about the first time they got called ‘sir’.

Don’t know about you guys but I REALLY like it when young women call me sir.

It means they respect my authority and want me to choke them in bed.

Guaran-fucking-teed.

Don’t like when men call me sir so stop with that gay shit.

@Sir Burton

I can always count on a classy post from you, SIR. <Lmaoo>

 

[GSP_37]

In Japan, in some of the food places, the girls dress as maids and call you master.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

The first time it happened to me I was Then I was

Then I learned to deal with it


In the Words of Homer Simpson:

 

[dc007]

and if they do want to bang it means daddy issues or maybe grandaddy issues.

I'll allow it

 

[Graves The Elder]

prefer when they call me 'mister', not sir.
especially if it's accompanied by a lascivious female leer.
shows some spunk on their part.
and a willingness to take spunk.....on their parts.

 

[Strychnine]

You're dadgum right.

Put some RESPEK on my name!

 

[Mike]

I don't get a lot of sirs, but apparently I look much younger than I am. I don't really buy it because imo I look weathered as fuck, but people usually assume I'm 10-12 years younger.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I don't get a lot of sirs, but apparently I look much younger than I am. I don't really buy it because imo I look weathered as fuck, but people usually assume I'm 10-12 years younger.

If you’re 40 that’s good

if you’re 30 that’s odd

If you’re in your 20s

woah

 

[chill doggie]

Depends on the tone. Most of the time it’s an “I don’t wanna bang sir” tone.

Getting called boss is corny.

Getting called buddy pisses me off and I have to let it slide and not take it personal. Would be a waste of time to confront the minimum wage employee.

 

[squeezewax]

I don't like it when a female calls me 'mate.' Mate is a male thing, imo.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I don't get a lot of sirs, but apparently I look much younger than I am. I don't really buy it because imo I look weathered as fuck, but people usually assume I'm 10-12 years younger.

I'm super jelly. I've been mistaken for my mom's boyfriend and she had me fairly late.

 

[fungi]

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

I usually don't get sir'd unless they're an employee at whatever business I'm patronizing that I can remember

 

[fungi]

I used to hear people complain about the first time they got called ‘sir’.

Don’t know about you guys but I REALLY like it when young women call me sir.

It means they respect my authority and want me to choke them in bed.

Guaran-fucking-teed.

Don’t like when men call me sir so stop with that gay shit.

@Sir Burton

Sir Merlotte's, this hurr is a fine thread, Sir!
Yessir! Yessir Arafat! He was a bad mofo.
Yes, Sir!

P. s. No, Sir! I do not want you to choke me in bed.

P. P. S. S. Ok, maybe a lil.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

I'm super jelly. I've been mistaken for my mom's boyfriend and she had me fairly late.

So you have a hot mom it sounds like and pics are in order

 

[fungi]

It's like when people call me Zer I immediately know they want to spitroast a tranny with me

Zer, Yes, Zer!!!

 

[FierceRedBelt]

So you have a hot mom it sounds like and pics are in order

No, not at all. You'd all go blind.

 

[Nihongi]

I find the American custom of calling everyone by titles pretty strange tbh

There are literally dozens of countries where the populace refers to each other as Senor or Senorita but please continue with your anti American rhetoric.