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You wake up in a Vegas hotel room next to a stranger..

Check her phone and then my phone for recent photos.
Check her call log and then my call log for any calls made after I started drinking.
Also checking texts
 
You're hungover. The stranger in bed with you is a an attractive woman (or man) and you have little flashes of memories where you met her last night and hooked up.

Then you notice a wedding band on your finger and you suddenly remember marrying her last night.

What do you do next?
Try to figure out what I tell my other wife. Most likely the truth.
 
You're hungover. The stranger in bed with you is a an attractive woman (or man) and you have little flashes of memories where you met her last night and hooked up.

Then you notice a wedding band on your finger and you suddenly remember marrying her last night.

What do you do next?
Since she's my wife now and I have a hangover, I'll get her to make me a sandwich next
 
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You're hungover. The stranger in bed with you is a an attractive woman (or man) and you have little flashes of memories where you met her last night and hooked up.

Then you notice a wedding band on your finger and you suddenly remember marrying her last night.

What do you do next?
As I'm already married to another woman, the Vegas marriage would be automatically void, meaning we were never legally married. So what I have to do next is get the Vegas marriage declared legally void.
 
anyone who marries me that fast knows they are doing, I'd keep her.
 
Oh thank god, I thought you were going to ask what happens after you wake up next to, yet another dead hooker... bad memories...
 
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Aren't those vegas marriages just novelties?
I didn't think they were legally binding
 
I'm putting my scrotum on the nape of her neck to establish dominance.
 
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