You know you're getting older when.....

[Leonard Haid]

the advice the mom gives in "Parents Just Don't Understand" seems fair and reasonable.



That is a badass black leather jacket though.

Everybody's getting older

 

[Tone C]

When...the age range of women that you used to think were attractive has been extended upwards...

 

[OldTimer]

You know you're getting older when.....

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

 

[Yunes]

You're as old as you feel, I'm about 72.

 

[MC Paul Barman]

Everybody's getting older

You're confusing the literal for the figurative.
you need to be catapulted somewhere.

 

[Leonard Haid]

You're confusing the literal for the figurative.
you need to be catapulted somewhere.

How about onto a bed of fish between two beautiful women

 

[Goon Dog]

I remember hearing an instrumental version of Van Halen's "Ain't Talking 'bout Love" in a fucking elevator. That was it for me, but also:

-Not finishing dinner to save room for desert

-Younger women stop looking

-A 2-seater sounds impractical

-Factoring gas mileage into a car buying decision

-Your greatest joy is watching your son mow the lawn for the first time

-Buying yourself a new recliner since you never again have to mow the lawn

-You have to yell for one of your kids every time you can't get the TV to work

 

[SMillard]

When you are the oddity/inspiration in the gym and dojo. It was really depressing when you have the parents of the kids you are rolling with in BJJ pointing to you and making comments like "can you believe he's our age still doing this stuff?" like you are the 97 year old lady powerlifter or something.

When you run into people you knew years ago and your first reaction to seeing them is "you look old as fuck!" and the remaining conversation you have with them is telling the same old stories reminiscing about "the good old days" which is the exact same stuff you talked about the last time you saw them.

 

[milenss]

You know you're getting old when you don't want to bang women your age.

I think you are getting old when you don't want to bang ANY chicks at all.

In my case at 31 I think this time is not very far away.

 

[OCGSC]

When the pornstars you watch retired and have a family or they died.
When you youst to grunt because she liked it now you grunt because you have to

 

[bigkick]

Amen to that. So you get one 18 years and 4 months younger. That’s the cutoff though. Any more than that and it’s just creepy.

43 and 23 unacceptable to you?

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Your parents still beat you but it stopped hurting years ago.

 

[koolinkunming]

@bigkick no lol it’s a joke. 18 years and 4 months is me and my wife’s age difference (41 and 23). Whatever blows your hair back. If it works, it works.

 

[OldTimer]

Shoot, I was a fan of Morgan Freeman before he was mainstream.
He played "Easy Reader" on the show The Electric Company on PBS.

I guess I am as old as dirt.....

 

[HunterSdVa29]

i shammed a dude on the court the other day, dropped him....

however, I think I nearly blew my hamstring at the same time hahahaha

 

[Amerikuracana]

When your date of birth was a somewhat long time ago.

 

[Tone C]

You know you're getting older when you sneeze and you're relieved you didn't piss yourself..

 

[syct23]

AARP BRAS GTFIH!!!

 

[OldTimer]

When your date of birth was a somewhat long time ago.

When your birth certificate is chiseled in a stone tablet

 

[dc007]

You know you're old when you're fucking a chick for hours and she's cum a few times and you haven't so you just quit so you can sleep.