You know you're getting older when.....

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  1. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    the advice the mom gives in "Parents Just Don't Understand" seems fair and reasonable.



    That is a badass black leather jacket though.
     
  2. plataoplombo Green Belt

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    You know you're getting old when you don't want to bang women your age.
     
  3. Zebra Cheeks 2Cheeks Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I'm not old I just like the cougs man
     
  4. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    Amen to that. So you get one 18 years and 4 months younger. That’s the cutoff though. Any more than that and it’s just creepy.
     
  5. SammyPops Gold Belt

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    You know you're old when ...

    you do not understand your kid's dream job ... professional youtuber wth?

    when you are at the cottage and hit the ice cream parlor and you see the hot slutty af ice cream girl and you're like "I think she's too young to be that hot"
     
  6. plataoplombo Green Belt

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    Man, a couple years ago I thought I was about to get divorced, so when I would go out grocery shopping I started really looking around to see what was out there. Shit was not good, immediately had to reevaluate the age range I'd be interested in. Had to drop it a 10yrs, they all looked so damn rough.
     
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    When you're age checking club goers and their DOB is after you started drinking in pubs.

    When you're playing sports against adults half.your age.
     
  8. ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High Yellow Card

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    I think I'm too young for this thread, buncha geezers.
     
  9. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    @plataoplombo

    That’s the only way to go, before they’re all used up and haggard. Be sure not to get tangled up with a party girl though, then you’re good to go.
     
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    You know you're old when ...

    Your wife say's "let's go upstairs and make love"
    and you say "pick one, I can't do both".
     
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    I was playing a game online and some kids asked me how old I was. I said "Im 30". Theyre like "Are you joking?", "Whats your real age?".

    :(
     
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    When the '90's seem like yesterday.

    When Prince sang "Party like it's 1999", and that seemed so far in the future.
     
  14. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Legit laugh out loud
     
  15. gspieler Silver Belt

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    They start playing the music from your teen years on the Oldies station.
     
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    I'm starting to notice some lone white hairs here and there and my reaction is like when Xerxes got wounded and bloodied by the spear of Leonidas in 300, like ''how can this common mortal thing occur to me?''.
     
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    How I used to get injured:
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    -Getting hit my a car

    How I now get injured:
    -Slept funny
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    -walked on uneven surface
     
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    You start making funny noises when getting dressed in the morning, especially trying to put on socks.
     
  19. OldTimer Orange Belt

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    #Truth
     
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    Every day, Brother :)
     

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