You Know You Are a Hardcore BJJ Guy When...

when you're at a picnic/beach/campfire-- somewhere where people are sitting on the ground--, and then take mental note of those who didn't stand in base

LMAO hahahahzah goood one.

We had a costume party at work Halloween in May,, I used my black Lucky Gi . Fuck a fake costume.
 
you start "you know your a hardcore bjj guy" threads on sherdog
 
When you bridge to switch positions because your tired the girl is on top.

When suddenly all sports just don't matter anymore, except bjj of course.
 
when i'm on the subway and it breaks suddenly (and i'm not holding onto the bar for whatever reason) instead of taking a step forward to stop my fall, i'll reach back with one foot and get a butterfly hook around the pole, and continue to read my book.

That's a good one, it's always the things you naturally do in every day situations that have to do with training lol. Like I get one butterfly hook to bring my chair underneath my ass and sink the other hook in when I sit down in class haha. I also close the door behind me with a one foot butterly hook if I'm holding things in my hands haha.
 
When you consider this video NOT a soft core gay porn:

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you literally live at your academy and almost never leave.
 
you have mat burn on your dick.. and have no idea how it got there.

When your on top of your girl and she closes her legs, you stop and think about standing, opening and passing to her side <- ive done this.. then turned her over rnc, and finished up.
 
When you have rolled with at least five of the guys in this picture:

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^^^ conversely, you know you are still a noob when you can only identify 3 of them.
 
When you're walking down the street and you wonder from how high up can you do a forward roll.

^^maybe this would apply to gymnasts too?
 
When you stop hanging out with people who don't do BJJ. Simply because there is nothing to talk about with THOSE kind of people.
 
When you drive past a local karate or tkd mcdojo and u slow to a crawl, lower your driver side window, and just give it the evil eye while doing that surfer pinkie and thumb sign like you're doing an mma driveby with simply bad intentions
 
When all you can think about at work is what submission would work best against your boss including if that submission would be too loud for the office to hear
 
when you see someone in a movie doing a rear naked choke, and you do one of two things
1) scream at the tv for the guy/girl to put the hooks in for more control
2) quietly sit there and mock the guy in your head for poor form, and how you could do it that much better

when you use terms like "shrimping" "oopa" "hooks" and various submissions in your day to day vocabulary expecting everyone you run into to know wat they mean

when you see people on the subway, and think how fast you could take them down and sub them

the way to size up a guy in a bar isnt to look at the physical size of his body, but to see if he has cauliflower ears

asking every person wearing a tapout, sprawl, affliction, extreme couture wat they train, usually getting the answer "i dont train, but i do watch the UFC" with your response being "oh..."

No Country for Old Men. I was like "he doesn't have the hooks, just hip out and take side control you buffoon." But it didn't happen.
 
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