You know you addicted to jiu jitsu when...

[Calogero831]

You know you addicted to jiu jitsu when...

iv seen threads like this for MMA but lets see what we can come up with for people who actually train.

Ill start.
You know your addicted to jiu jitsu when a stray hair in the mouth no longer disgusts you but its a common occurrence thats no big deal. (its not like i keep my mouth open during training, i guess i just roll with really hairy people)

 

[Calogero831]

ttt

 

[Garrett E.]

You know you addicted to jiu jitsu when...

Getting mounted is a bad thing.

 

[2om30]

when you have to stop and post in the grappling forum..

 

[djsoma]

when you use the "bump and roll" against your girl in bed

 

[LordarshynBJJ]

when you have to stop and post in the grappling forum..

QFT.


When you spurt random phrases in Portuguese around people who have no idea what you're talking about, without realizing it.

 

[SteMc]

when watching porn your mates see a basic sex position, you think the girls pulling guard

 

[2om30]

When you see guys in the mall wearing"tap out" shirts and the thought on how to take them down runs through your mind......

 

[TacWar]

When you have 3 tests and two papers due on monday but you go to a two day 8 hour seminar on both saturday and sunday.

 

[2om30]

when you walk around the house wearing your gi top and belt...

 

[Trickster***]

When you RNC your co-workers just bc as you walk behind their chin isnt down and its way too tempting!

 

[tf]

-- When you shrimp to turn over in bed.

-- When you elbow escape to get the blankets off when you get out of bed.

-- When you catch yourself pistol gripping the sleeves on your regular jacket for no reason other than to pistol grip.

--- When you shake hands with a normal person you cup the back of their elbow with your free hand as if you're going to arm drag.

 

[ingodshands]

when you roll with your manager after work out in the parking lot

 

[2om30]

when you try to postwhore up a thread..

 

[Saith]

You start thinking of ways to choke out a tiger or a bear.

 

[Thrawn33]

You wake up in the morning with sore forearms holding your blanket in a tight gi grip. (ok so maybe its because I do Judo but still....)

 

[BJJ-guy]

-- When you shrimp to turn over in bed.

guilty

 

[Trickster***]

When you RNC your co-workers just bc as you walk behind their chin isnt down and its way too tempting!

 

[TacWar]

When your cousin jokingly tries to take you down with a double leg you pull guard and guillotine him until he passed out and when his wife asks why you did it... you tell her he didn't tap.

 

[2om30]

when you watch the video of Rener making watermeleon juice three times in a row and believe that cheese cloth thing only exists and comes from the Gracie Academy..