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Damn I’m a Dagestani who loves himself some coke, got married to the girl that eyefucked me in the cage, somehow trained by Greg Jackson, and I stole Fedors horse to ride around on
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Kim Winslow
Dana Whites mansion
Greg Jackson
Bethe's Appendix
Popeyes Chicken
Matt Hughes Truck
Top thread, it's been a great laugh.
Yours is actually pretty good... Apart from the truck... I'm told it has issues crossing rail lines.
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1) Wife - platinum princess
2) Live in - portland oregon
3) coach - Greg Jackson
4) lucky charm - Derrick Lewis's cup
5) vice - video games
6) vehicle - Khamzat's jetski
this traneing UFC fiter lifestyle is being pretty good to me
2) Live in - portland oregon
3) coach - Greg Jackson
4) lucky charm - Derrick Lewis's cup
5) vice - video games
6) vehicle - Khamzat's jetski
this traneing UFC fiter lifestyle is being pretty good to me
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I'll just let Kim drive the truck, hopefully nature will take its course. Well haps with Dana's yard/popeyes/appendix though.
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Wife: Raven haired security girlOk, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.
I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.
Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.
It goes by letters of your name.
Your wife. First letter of your username.
The Raven Haired Security Girl
The Staring Weigh In Security Girl
Kim Winslow
The Platinum Princess
Where you live (2nd letter of your username)
Dana's Vegas Mansion
Dagestan
Jose Aldo's Favela
Portland, Oregon
Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)
Stephen Segal
Greg Jackson
Joshua Fabia
Edmund Tarverdyan
Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)
UFC Hotdog Brander
A Ronda Rousey Tattoo
Derrick Lewis' Cup
Your vice (5th Letter of your username)
Religion
Cocaine
Popeye's Chicken
Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
Fedor's Horse
Your pick of Dana's Cars
My Life:
I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.
What did you win?
Live: Dagestan
Coach: Edmund
Lucky Charm: UFC Hot Dog Brander
Vice: Cocaine
Vehicle: Fedors horse
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I kidnapped weigh in gawker girl while in America training with Greg Jackson…and brought her to my home in Dagestan…drapped her in my shadface blanket taken from my shadface pillow bed spread…and married her.
We live as Muslims but don’t have a car because my screen name only has five letters
We live as Muslims but don’t have a car because my screen name only has five letters
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Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.
I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.
Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.
It goes by letters of your name.
Your wife. First letter of your username.
The Raven Haired Security Girl
The Staring Weigh In Security Girl
Kim Winslow
The Platinum Princess
Where you live (2nd letter of your username)
Dana's Vegas Mansion
Dagestan
Jose Aldo's Favela
Portland, Oregon
Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)
Stephen Segal
Greg Jackson
Joshua Fabia
Edmund Tarverdyan
Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)
UFC Hotdog Brander
A Ronda Rousey Tattoo
Derrick Lewis' Cup
Your vice (5th Letter of your username)
Religion
Cocaine
Popeye's Chicken
Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
Fedor's Horse
Your pick of Dana's Cars
My Life:
I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.
What did you win?
I'm married to Kim Winslow, I live in Jose Aldo's favela, my coach is Edmund, and my lucky charm is Beth's appendix. that all sounds like a seriously fucked up life, which is why I'm guessing I've turned to blowing lines with Jon Jones.
Only good part of my day is when I get to ride my lambo around the favela.
Worst part of my day is having to go home to bang my wife Kim...
life is disappointing, isn't it?
thread of the year tho!
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O-T got fucked hard lmao, oh well thems the breaks.Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.
I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.
Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.
It goes by letters of your name.
Your wife. First letter of your username.
The Raven Haired Security Girl
The Staring Weigh In Security Girl
Kim Winslow
The Platinum Princess
Where you live (2nd letter of your username)
Dana's Vegas Mansion
Dagestan
Jose Aldo's Favela
Portland, Oregon
Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)
Stephen Segal
Greg Jackson
Joshua Fabia
Edmund Tarverdyan
Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)
UFC Hotdog Brander
A Ronda Rousey Tattoo
Derrick Lewis' Cup
Your vice (5th Letter of your username)
Religion
Cocaine
Popeye's Chicken
Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
Fedor's Horse
Your pick of Dana's Cars
My Life:
I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.
What did you win?
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Kim Winslow? How fucking dare you.
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Hasbullah bless!
Raven haired security girl is driving me mad. I'm just a Dagestani boy, with my lucky appendix that I worship religiously. Greg Jackson is also here I guess. We drive around in my truck and try picking up some fans.
Raven haired security girl is driving me mad. I'm just a Dagestani boy, with my lucky appendix that I worship religiously. Greg Jackson is also here I guess. We drive around in my truck and try picking up some fans.
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Live in Portland with Kim Winslow. Fabia is the trainer, lucky charm is a shadface pillow, Popeye's chicken is my vice, and I ride around on Fedor's horse.
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I commited e-suicide once I found out I was married to Kim Winslow
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Everything was going well until you shackled me in Fabia's dungeon. Fuck this.
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Kim Winslow is my wife in Jose Aldo's Favela, my coach is Josh Fabia and I have a Rousey tattoo
We have a winner
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Another winning thread from the Buffman. Took a break from editing and found this while lying on the sofa. All was going well. I had Raven Hair Security weirdo warming the bed. Dana's mansion was my home. I made that loser my butler. Then suddenly I was chained up in Fabia's basement and forever more walked bow legged.
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