Rumored You Are Now A Fighter. This Is Your New Life

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I get Danas mansion and crazy eyes but I guess that's it

 

[Bend NvR Break]

Raven haired security
Dana Mansion
Greg Jackson
Cocaine
Shad face
McGregor bike

 

[Buff]

Uh, the exact same thing as you... because...the alphabet...



See you at dinner.

You are also now a coke fiend on a Russian horse.

Thanks for playing.

 

[Question]

My wife is Kim Winslow, I live in Jose Aldo's Favela, my coach is Steven Segal, my lucky charm is Bethe's appendix, my vice is piss and my only way of transportation is Fedor's horse....

 

[Buff]

My wife is Kim Winslow, I live in Jose Aldo's Favela, my coach is Steven Segal, my lucky charm is Bethe's appendix, my vice is piss and my only way of transportation is Fedor's horse....

I knew this was a good idea.

Could be worse - I wrote the poll to get Dana's house and fucked up, so now I live in the Favela with Aldo.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Saw Kim Winslow and called it a night.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Hey beta cucks. Glad you could hear from me again.

I just got done getting pegged by my alpha-female wife Kate Winslow. You may think it's gross, but really you're just not on the same level in life as me, kid.

Later today, I'm planning on going to mine and my boy Dana's place out in Vegas. We go way back. We used to teach Boxercise together, so now he lets me drive his '69 Camaro when I'm in town.

After that I'm finna go hit up Sensei Seagull's dojo to learn some sick Aikido techniques for my upcoming fight. Fucking sucks though, all I can drink is my own piss. Gotta keep them test levels up when cycling off of Paulo's secret juice, nomsayin ong frfr.

When the day finishes, best believe I'm snuggling up with my shadface pillow. It reminds me to stay humble.

Peace out, losers.

 

[Buff]

Need more options.

Great idea though.

I'm also salty I didn't get a Shad pillow. Pisses me off.

Wow... I just realised @Substance Abuse got Winslow as a wife, Segal as a coach, religion for a vice, lives in Portland Oregon, and has to ride on a horse... No wonder he needs a pillow to cry into!

 

[Substance Abuse]

Wow... I just realised @Substance Abuse got Winslow as a wife, Segal as a coach, religion for a vice, lives in Portland Oregon, and has to ride on a horse... No wonder he needs a pillow to cry into!

I didn't even get that far. Winslow was enough. I quit, lol.

 

[Captain Herb]

Kim Winslow is my wife in Jose Aldo's Favela, my coach is Josh Fabia and I have a Rousey tattoo

I'll trade you RHSG and Fedor's horse for Kim Winslow

 

[ILIKEROCKHOLD]

My vice is religion and I live in Dagestan so I’m a fundamentalist. I have Dana’s car but I plan to burn it as it represents the evilness and indulgence of the west.

 

[TCE]

I'm married to the Platinum Princess. We live Dana's Vegas Mansion, and Steven Seagal comes around to coach us.

I'm down with that.



Great idea for a thread, @Buff

 

[Tronald Dump]

Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.

I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.

Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.

It goes by letters of your name.

Your wife. First letter of your username.

Spoiler: A-G

The Raven Haired Security Girl

Spoiler: H-N

The Staring Weigh In Security Girl

Spoiler: O-U

Kim Winslow

Spoiler: T-Z

The Platinum Princess

Where you live (2nd letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Dana's Vegas Mansion

Spoiler: H-N

Dagestan

Spoiler: O-U

Jose Aldo's Favela

Spoiler: T-Z

Portland, Oregon

Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)

Spoiler: A-G

Stephen Segal

Spoiler: H-N

Greg Jackson

Spoiler: O-U

Joshua Fabia

Spoiler: T-Z

Edmund Tarverdyan

Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

A Shadface Pillow

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Spoiler: H-N

UFC Hotdog Brander

Spoiler: O-U

Bethe's Appendix

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Spoiler: T-Z

A Ronda Rousey Tattoo

Spoiler: No 4th Letter

Derrick Lewis' Cup

Your vice (5th Letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Religion

Spoiler: H-N

Cocaine

Spoiler: O-U

Popeye's Chicken

Spoiler: T-Z

Piss

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Spoiler: No 5th Letter

Video Games

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Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Matt Hughes' Truck

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Spoiler: H-N

Fedor's Horse

Spoiler: O-T

Your pick of Dana's Cars

Spoiler: U-Z

McGrooger's Bike

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Spoiler: No 6th Letter

Khamzat's Jetski

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My Life:

I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.



What did you win?

Married to the platinum princess, with Joshua Fabia as a coach. I live in Portland, Oregon, and my lucky charm is a hotdog brander. I ride Fedor's horse for transportation, and religion is my vice. So, I'm basically Diego 'The Platinum Nightmare' Nurmagomedov

 

[Buff]

I'm married to the Platinum Princess. We live Dana's Vegas Mansion, and Steven Seagal comes around to coach us.

I'm down with that.



Great idea for a thread, @Buff

I try mang.

Insomniac thread 101. Can't sleep so I got high, then I thought "this should only take about 15 mins" and now its hours later and I'm still here editing the op.

 

[MEAN357]

Lmao quality thread homie

Married raven haired security girl, live in Dana's mansion, coach is sensei Segal (GOAT) lucky charm is a UFC hotdog brander, vice is Popeyes and you might find me whipping around on hazmats crashed jetski.

I'm basically big country at this point

 

[Tronald Dump]

I'm married to the Platinum Princess. We live Dana's Vegas Mansion, and Steven Seagal comes around to coach us.

I'm down with that.



Great idea for a thread, @Buff

Hopefully he teaches you the secret kick he invented, just like Andy and Lyoto.

 

[Dude Incredible]

You are also now a coke fiend on a Russian horse.

Thanks for playing.

I'm fucking dying IRL. oh man. this is great.

 

[Buff]

Lmao quality thread homie

Married raven haired security girl, live in Dana's mansion, coach is sensei Segal (GOAT) lucky charm is a UFC hotdog brander, vice is Popeyes and you might find me whipping around on hazmats crashed jetski.

I'm basically big country at this point

Shit, i should do something for numbers as well as blanks.

Can't all be riding around on smashed jetskis.

I'll update tomorrow.

 

[Crazy Librarian]

LMAO this is fun. @TARTARA

My wife is Raven Haired Security Girl. Live in Favela
Coach is Sensei Segal
Lucky Charm ROusey tattoo, my vice is piss. I ride Fedor's horse to go to work

 

[oscerthegrouch]

for wife.... Kim W.
where is live Favela
coach.. master Segal
lucky charm... shadface

my vice.... chicken popeye!
vehicle smashed jetski

i think i don't like you any more Buff.....










i mean every knows i like KFC



this so dam close tho !!