It's a bullshit welcome center lol. We're pretty much only supposed to sell tours but I like giving advice. You get the dumbest fucking questions in this job though.
I was an abused ADHD kid with an extremely scarred up face before reconstructive surgery and overcame a lisp, speaking was a survival mechanism for me.
Stand up comics: Like prostitutes, but with more clothing and laughter.
Roast beef debris means shredded slow cooked roast beef in gravy. Gorgeous. There are two places in the Irish Channel that have been competing for like fifty years about who makes the best roast beef po boy called Tracey's and Parasols. The garlic butter on the French bread before they toast it really sets it over the top.
Let me channel the homie @IGIT for a sec.
That's basically the essence of this book.
I'd say so. I started writing really really young and it was always super dark. I made an entire classroom cry reading a short story in front of the class when I was a kid and I was like "this is neat." Writing as a kid was a good form of escapism, imo creative writing should be taught way earlier. Both as an identifier for children of trauma and also as an outlet.
Never read it but How to Lose Friends and Alienate people, both as a book and a film resonated deeply with me in an uncomfortable way.
Where did you go?
