Did that land well in your head?I'd be careful throwing stones considering that time you pulled a 40 Year Old Virgin and posted a made up story about having sex lol
Tell me, when's the last time you took an actual shower? Being hosed and squeegee'd in the yard doesn't count.Did that land well in your head?
I'm sorry that stories involving types of female breasts a straight man has encountered are foreign to you, Pete. Since you're a gay man who admittedly has thousands of gifs of another sweaty topless man on your hard drive, I can forgive your ignorance.
Good one, Pete. I am in awe of your wit.Tell me, when's the last time you took an actual shower? Being hosed and squeegee'd in the yard doesn't count.
And I'm sure passers-by are in awe of your massive, flapping jowlsGood one, Pete. I am in awe of your wit.
Zinger!And I'm sure passers-by are in awe of your massive, flapping jowls
Be honest: how many times this year have you gotten your head stuck in a jarZinger!
What type of jar? There are many types. I did get my head stuck in one of those Kraft Peanut Butter jars shaped like a bear head, but that could happen to anybody.Be honest: how many times this year have you gotten your head stuck in a jar
It really couldn't. You're like a desperate, stinky, human version of Winnie the PoohWhat type of jar? There are many types. I did get my head stuck in one of those Kraft Peanut Butter jars shaped like a bear head, but that could happen to anybody.
Really? Man, you must be one of them science queers.It really couldn't.
It's a puzzle of science that your stank aura can be potent enough to wither plants and sour milkReally? Man, you must be one of them science queers.
Did your rider comb out your mane as well?In case anyone was wondering, I just finished my shower. I like using Duke Cannon soap and Native shampoo and deodorants.
Did your rider comb out your mane as well?![]()

Hey everyone else was lobbing insults...
