Would you trade lives with CeeLo?

Yes and if you see me riding around town with the girl you love, you can say fuck you

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Net worth is about 10 maybe 2 mil liquid or easy liquidity. Is that a trade off to because massively overweight midget?

Bwtter question is Jellyroll. Universally loved , hit after hit it seems last few years n rich an getting alot richer. But morbidity obese to high degree and some of the worst tattoos I ever er saw and they all over his face.
 
I sowed the wild oats already and I'm married with kids now

So no I wouldn't switch places with a fat black manlet rapper who peaked in the early 10s
 
If I'm gonna trade lives with a basketball american, might as well be an actual basketball american.
 
He's rich and talented, probably gets as many women as he wants.

The drawback is that you now look like CeeLo. You could in theory lose weight and that would help but you're still like 4'11" with the world's shortest arms.

But the whole point of looking good is to get laid, right? And if he already gets laid all the time because he's rich, then why not look like him?

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I rather trade places with Christina Aguilera
 
That is reminds me of a Beavis and Butthead episode where Butthead says "if I had boobs I'd never leave the house."

And Beavis says, "I'd leave the house... To go get a mirror so I could look at my boobs."
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He's rich and talented, probably gets as many women as he wants.

The drawback is that you now look like CeeLo. You could in theory lose weight and that would help but you're still like 4'11" with the world's shortest arms.

But the whole point of looking good is to get laid, right? And if he already gets laid all the time because he's rich, then why not look like him?

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Jerking off must be hell.
 
I wouldn't trade lives with anyone, even if by most metrics they had it "better" than I do. I wouldnt want to give up my personal experiences or understanding of this world.
 
It’s going to sound cliche but no, I really wouldn’t trade my life for pretty much anyone’s now.

I’m finally seeing the fruits of my labour after working my ass off since being a teenager. I have a good woman, all the material things I could want and my business is doing really well and has been for a few years now.

Oh and I get paid to play a sport so I guess technically you could say I am a pro hockey player, lol…
 
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