Would you trade lives with CeeLo?

[Fury]

The stupid manlet even tweeted "It's not rape if they're unconscious"

Yeah, I'll stay myself, thanks.

I had remembered he said something rapey.... And that was it. I'll stand by my previous post

 

[StewDogg11]

Isn’t ceelo green not relevant anymore ? Last time Ive heard of him was in 2011 lol

He’s a member of Goodie Mob, he’ll forever be relevant musically.

 

[TheTickG]

He's rich and talented, probably gets as many women as he wants.

The drawback is that you now look like CeeLo. You could in theory lose weight and that would help but you're still like 4'11" with the world's shortest arms.

But the whole point of looking good is to get laid, right? And if he already gets laid all the time because he's rich, then why not look like him?

Past a certain age, it's a lot easier to get talent and money vs stop being a midget. I would not want to be Ceelo.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

If he lost weight he would be a bobble head.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

I doubt it, since his biggest hit is about his girl leaving him and him being bitter

Peter Dinklage would be a better dwarf option to switch. He's only 6 inches shorter than CeeLo Green, but is worth a lot more ($25M vs $10M), and is much more accomplished

Was that really a bigger hit than Crazy? Or are you not counting that as it was not his solo stuff?

 

[volodya]

That is reminds me of a Beavis and Butthead episode where Butthead says "if I had boobs I'd never leave the house."

And Beavis says, "I'd leave the house... To go get a mirror so I could look at my boobs."

Ahhh...remember that episode where they think dudes with beards get more chicks? So they trim their pubes, glue them on their faces and head to the mall...

 

[Frode Falch]

No thanks

 

[Plissken]

Ahhh...remember that episode where they think dudes with beards get more chicks? So they trim their pubes, glue them on their faces and head to the mall...

Close, they shaved and cut chunks of hair off their heads. "Damn I'm smooth".

 

[Kiniun]

He's rich and talented, probably gets as many women as he wants.

The drawback is that you now look like CeeLo. You could in theory lose weight and that would help but you're still like 4'11" with the world's shortest arms.

But the whole point of looking good is to get laid, right? And if he already gets laid all the time because he's rich, then why not look like him?

Never