Would you survive your birthday month?

[MichiganMMA1978]

The powers of a top tier demon:

possess and remote control people and animals
Telekinesis
high intelligence, has existed for thousands of years + can read people's thoughts so has great knowledge
can set things on fire (by thought power)

I haven't seen all the films + I might have missed something from the ones I have. Someone might want to chip in to extend this answer.

I just need a super soaker full of holy water right?

 

[lifelessheap]

Hahahahahaha. How can Freddy enter my dreams when I black out near death from alcohol every night. No dreams no problems.

Your move fingers..

 

[Osculater]

Hahahahahaha. How can Freddy enter my dreams when I black out near death from alcohol every night. No dreams no problems.

Your move fingers..

You hacked the system

 

[Otto!]

Yeah, but doesn't the creature hibernates and appears every 12 or 17 years

I think it’s 27 years if I recall. I’m 57 now, so assuming it just started hibernating I’ll be 84 when it wakes up. I’ll wait for it on my porch, all grumpy with a “get off my lawn” attitude.

 

[Osculater]

I think it’s 27 years if I recall. I’m 57 now, so assuming it just started hibernating I’ll be 84 when it wakes up. I’ll wait for it on my porch, all grumpy with a “get off my lawn” attitude.

You are too old! LOL

 

[Otto!]

You are too old! LOL

I’m about to hit my prime!

 

[Osculater]

I’m about to hit my prime!

Well, I'll be damned!

 

[Otto!]

Well, I'll be damned!

I call it the Tony Ferguson philosophy.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Nothing wrong with being busy sir.
You're missed around here though, glad you're kickin ass.

You guys are always my boys

 

[THE Red Beard]

That's hot I would watch!

Like a blooper real though...

 

[StonedLemur]

You guys are always my boys

100% sir, still owe you that molesting under the picnic table....I forget nothing lol.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Just saying "birthday month" is a fucking load of shit, it's one day!

 

[HHJ]

You might think that having to survive against The Devil
Lucifer
The Morningstar
The Master in Hell

would cast a gloom over my evening, but I can tell you, instead of figjting, we'd join forces and listen to cool albums instead

 

[HHJ]

We're going to need to discuss whether 1990 or 2017-2019 Pennywise is badder (I definitely find 1990 more disturbing).

You aint gonna out do Tim Curry fo sho

 

[elreece]

hmm Leather face.... He does have that retard strength and a chainsaw....Im fucked.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

I Just bought a new shotgun. Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight

 

[Excelsior]

Never seen Jeepers Creepers so I have no idea if I could take that guy.

I'm going to guess yes

 

[THE Red Beard]

100% sir, still owe you that molesting under the picnic table....I forget nothing lol.

By the time you get me, I will be like chewed gum.

 

[Goatenstein]

March is the only month that offers any hope.

 

[TKing]

June, would be a rough go as even winning doesn't guarantee the chance that I get taken over. Maybe have to try the Scary Movie 2 James Woods route and try to reverse seduce lol.