Would you survive your birthday month?

[Thrawn33]

"Walk home clown!"

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

I'm not going near or to Texas

Though leatherface drives according to one of the sequels...

Shit.

 

[Deaths Head]

I’ll be 50 next week bring it Penny Wise I take out the original one as well .

 

[650lb Sumo]

Whoever that bitch is in on the bottom left, it looks like one good haymaker could take her out or she could be impossible to defeat, can't tell. What film is that from?

I'm October

I'd treat that nun like a Brazzers feature presentation booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

You'd do fookin nottin

 

[spamking]

Oh sure, give me one of the hardest guys in Jason.....fuck it, let me bang bro.

Same. Maybe we could go all tag team world champs on the dude.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

I've been able to lucid dream since I was 16 so ill take a shot at old Freddy

Really? Tell us more please. That s a superpower.

 

[ModernMatt]

It's a nun possessed by the demon Valak, from The Conjuring franchise.

what their powers?

 

[king hippo]

I don't think Freddie could even draw me into conflict when I am baked.
I'm pretty chill.

 

[Elvis.]

I think the nun is a bad stylistic matchup for me

 

[jeff7b9]

What in the ungodly FUCK did I just watch?

Why is there a bong hit monster attacking people. What in the motherfucking fuck?

 

[DaleBoca]

Oh sure, give me one of the hardest guys in Jason.....fuck it, let me bang bro.

Fellow Bronember. Noice.

 

[650lb Sumo]

what their powers?

The powers of a top tier demon:

possess and remote control people and animals
Telekinesis
high intelligence, has existed for thousands of years + can read people's thoughts so has great knowledge
can set things on fire (by thought power)

I haven't seen all the films + I might have missed something from the ones I have. Someone might want to chip in to extend this answer.

 

[king hippo]

What in the ungodly FUCK did I just watch?

Why is there a bong hit monster attacking people. What in the motherfucking fuck?

that was from freddy vs jason

 

[jeff7b9]

that was from freddy vs jason

I don't remember aliens in either franchise.

They really,.. err, branched out it would appear..

 

[Halifax]

Really? Tell us more please. That s a superpower.

Not really. Train yourself to be able to control dreams. If you look it and put the effort up you can probably do it within 2 weeks.

 

[king hippo]

I don't remember aliens in either franchise.

They really,.. err, branched out it would appear..

he's come in crazy forms before

 

[Gutter Chris]

I think I can take Pennywise.

Yea dude. Far as I know Mike Myers isn't bulletproof. Our Halloween movie would last like 2 minutes. I'd give that fool a mag dump and that would be that.

 

[StonedLemur]

Fellow Bronember. Noice.

Sagittarius?

 

[StonedLemur]

Same. Maybe we could go all tag team world champs on the dude.

Fuck yeah, that's whats up sir lol.

Sagittarius?

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

Shit, chucky is a can. I'd pick him up by the neck like a feral cat and hold his ass underwater. Or just find a junkyard with a couple aggressive dogs and toss him over the fence.