Would you sniff farts for a living?

[equus]

ITT i learned that all i need is a million bucks to give Whiskey a good time....

 

[Ryan Wagner**]

If they were from attractive female asses I would consider it.

There are people who would pay for the above scenario, so I figure I would be getting a good deal.

 

[Noblet10]

The only hard part about this decision right now is if I'd completely give up drinking alcohol. $50k for sniffing farts. Most jobs suck in their own way. This pays quite decent for something that simple.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

You're probably one of those guys who says he wouldn't suck a dick for a million bucks.

It'd be a different story if someone put those stacks in front of you.

I simply could not sniff farts for a living. I couldn't do it. I'd throw up all the time. It would be torture. I have a thing about bad smells.