Would you sniff farts for a living?

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  1. Space

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    How about if it paid $50,000 a year for you to sully your precious proboscis?

    http://www.livescience.com/25351-job-smelling-farts.html

     
  2. The Big Sloppy

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    make it $70,000, and i'll start today
     
  3. Squirting Gun

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    Probably as long as they are sex farts.
     
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    Queefs?
     
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  6. H4r4 K1r1

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    LMAO!! You'd do well in China. They are some skilled negotiators.
     
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  8. Zer

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    Yes.
     
  9. H4r4 K1r1

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    If you don't live in the major cities, you'd live like a fucking king. Fart-sniffing would be a good party trick too, guessing what people ate for lunch or when they last took a shit.
     
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    Or what diseases they may have.

    I've got a strong stomach. Farts? Forget about it. Easy as fuck.
     
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    No, No a thousand times no

    Pay me 50 million and i'll turn you down for this stinky shitty job
     
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    You're probably one of those guys who says he wouldn't suck a dick for a million bucks.

    It'd be a different story if someone put those stacks in front of you.
     
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    Wouldn't it be very unhealthy to smell farts all day? How many farts would you have to smell?

    A paycut to smell that? No thanks.
    I'd definitely do it if I were desperately looking for money.
     
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    My wife will be so pissed to find she has been doing this for free for the last 12 years....
     
  15. The Big Sloppy

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    LOL


    just tell her to think of your marriage as an apprenticeship. :icon_lol:
     
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    LMAO!! I spat hot coffee all over my computer monitor because of this. Well played!!
     
  17. Hitman81

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    Depends on whose ass it is. I could handle the smell so long as the sights were nice.
     
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    Depends on hours. If its a couple hours a week, sign me up. But to sniff farts all day 5 days a week, pass
     
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    $50,000 is only what, like
     
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