Would you marry a former pornstar?

[Lucifer Alpha]

Everyone who posts on this forum would wife a porn star if they had a chance

Most of the Mayberry would wife a dude that did porn

As long as it's not a fat chick from P&M, I'm down.

 

[fingercuffs]

Do I have to ask a mod to put a restraining order on you? What part of "stop posting in my thread" don't you understand? Face it, you're an ugly piece of shit cum slut and you're stalking a troll.

Dear me. Some John's Wort? A pillow? A hug?

 

[ValeTudo95]

She looks great without makeup. Not in a 'take her home to meet your mother' kind of way, but awesome in a fucking filthy kind of way...

Anyway, back on topic, if it was only one scene then sure! And I'd probably fap to it, too.

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

Do I have to ask a mod to put a restraining order on you? What part of "stop posting in my thread" don't you understand? Face it, you're an ugly piece of shit cum slut and you're stalking a troll.

Ninja edit was too slow. Prepare your anus for the ban sickle.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

Dear me. Some John's Wort? A pillow? A hug?

Your retorts make me feel sorry for you.

 

[fingercuffs]

Your retorts make me feel sorry for you.

Your edits make you look like a twat. It's okay, it's only me that saw them, the mods only see deletes.

 

[Iroh]

She looks great without makeup. Not in a 'take her home to meet your mother' kind of way, but awesome in a fucking filthy kind of way...

Anyway, back on topic, if it was only one scene then sure! And I'd probably fap to it, too.

Completely agree.

 

[ValeTudo95]

I want to eat 10,000 of your babies.

My hobbies include eating my children and not using punctuation.

 

[Chaos Spawn]

With all due respect that logic is retarded. Do you not pass judgement on murderers, thieves, drug addicts, philes, etc?

You can claim the moral high ground all you want but if some cracked out junkie comes up to you on the street I call bullshit if you're trying to say you don't judge him. Get off your soapbox Gandhi.

seriously dude, what the fuck is your damage?

 

[ValeTudo95]

Your retorts make me feel sorry for you.

You're a retort.

 

[minute bull]

Whoa, let's bring in two young trees we can all stand in between and all feel like winners, all right?

 

[DoctorGonzo]

You're a retort.

Are you suggesting he is retorted ?

Inderdasting

 

[ValeTudo95]

Are you suggesting he is retorted ?

Inderdasting

Full retort:

 

[Ro Dubya Bush**]

Couldn't resist

 

[ventrue]

I think we may have something here, w/ the retort.

Nice work everyone.

 

[fingercuffs]

I'd love to see these supposed PMs.

 

[Uncle Rico]

As I've gotten older I've gotten much less judgemental about women and their pasts. If you enjoy being with her and she's everything you could want, then why let her go because some asshole had a camera rolling. When girls are young, they get suckered into doing a lot of stupid shit. If I was dating a girl hot enough to be pornstar material, it wouldn't bother me as long as I could trust her in the present and have a good relationship.

 

[FearTheBeard**l]

Penny Flame all day

 

[therealdope]

WoW dun gone full retard. I've seen his gun collection, I suggest everyone on his shit list go run for the hills.

 

[fingercuffs]

Not just yet, I was at this fight and: