Would you marry a former pornstar?

Everyone who posts on this forum would wife a porn star if they had a chance

Most of the Mayberry would wife a dude that did porn
 
Mayberry + pornstars = TUF house during Ronda Rousey visit
 
Three Gun Fish said:
"GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE OR I WILL PULL, MOTHERFUCKER" was the quote, I think. "MY DAUGHTERS ARE 100% LEGIT" or something to that effect.
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Thought so. While humming a Girl's Aloud ditty in his head to ground him as he got out of his Merc (because he's a Millionaire but trying to be incognito) he went back to his security job at Circus Circus and pondered his actions.
 
it would be the lulz if a magical wizard appeared and turned WoW's wife into a pornstar and he had to honor kill her.
 
thebluerider said:
it would be the lulz if a magical wizard appeared and turned WoW's wife into a pornstar and he had to honor kill her.
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With a great big thick wand... I think I've seen that one actually.
 
thebluerider said:
it would be the lulz if a magical wizard appeared and turned WoW's wife into a pornstar and he had to honor kill her.
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He's been trying for a while now with his silly little comments to be all weird and shit.

We always knew you were weird, but now it's like you're offended Cintauro's taken the top spot and you're fighting back. Funny as all fuck.
 
fingercuffs said:
Thought so. While humming a Girl's Aloud ditty in his head to ground him as he got out of his Merc (because he's a Millionaire but trying to be incognito) he went back to his security job at Circus Circus and pondered his actions.
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How many times have I told you not to post in my threads, you stalking piece of shit? I'm married, and I don't want to cheat with your ugly face. I know you're obsessed with me, but you have to let go. It just wouldn't work. I'm trying to post the most absurd shit I can imagine at all times and your low IQ just somehow could not comprehend sarcasm, then you somehow fall in love with me.


Just let it go.
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
How many times have I told you not to post in my threads, you stalking piece of shit? I'm married, and I don't want to cheat with your ugly face.
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You're again thinking you're special and you're some sweet little knobrotcheescakesnowflake. Have you seen my postcount? You seem to think all my time's all around you.

How many other people have you responded to in this thread with more than a sentence?
 
It'd be fun to fool around with a pornstar for a while for sure. But marry?
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fingercuffs said:
You're again thinking you're special and you're some sweet little knobrotcheescakesnowflake. Have you seen my postcount? You seem to think all my time's all around you.

How many other people have you responded to in this thread with more than a sentence?
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Why are you still here? A troll just told your ugly face not to stalk him. Get the fuck out of here, you ugly piece of shit. Don't make me post the pictures you sent to my PM Box, you cum slut.
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
How many times have I told you not to post in my threads, you stalking piece of shit? I'm married, and I don't want to cheat with your ugly face. I know you're obsessed with me, but you have to let go. It just wouldn't work. I'm trying to post the most absurd shit I can imagine at all times and your low IQ just somehow could not comprehend sarcasm, then you somehow fall in love with me.


Just let it go.
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Ahaha, an edit !
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
Why are you still here? A troll just told your ugly face not to stalk him. Get the fuck out of here, you ugly piece of shit. Don't make me post the pictures you sent to my PM Box, you cum slut.
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This is the ultimate in losing now, isn't it? I thought a millionaire wouldn't have to get so worked up about some bird who got under your skin this bad.
 
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