Would you Eat this Gourmet Grilled Cheese Sandwich from this Fine Dining establishment?

There's an old joke: in Heaven, the British and Germans do the fighting, the French and Italians do the cooking, and the Swiss take care of the banking.

In Hell, the British and Germans cook, the French and Italians fight...and the Swiss are still bankers. ;)
British food and British women are what made them the best sailors in the world.
 
British food and British women are what made them the best sailors in the world.

That's why the Empire covered a quarter of the earth - we had to rape, pillage and burn our way across so many countries just to get better food. ;)

I'm surprised we never conquered France and Italy as well, as they are the cooking GOATS.
 
That's why the Empire covered a quarter of the earth - we had to rape, pillage and burn our way across so many countries just to get better food. ;)

I'm surprised we never conquered France and Italy as well, as they are the cooking GOATS.
Gave conquering France a good shot though.
Fought em in France, North America, Italy, numerous sea battles, Scramble of Africa and whole thing with Napoleon.
(and as a side note Brits sinking the French Navy so Germany wont add it to their Navy).

Didnt get it done but tried for almost 900 years. A+ for effort (if i ever saw one)
 
LOL at anyone believing that is genuine and/or normal.

It’s not 1970. British food is great these days. London by any metric is one of the great food cities in the world.
 
That looks awful
 
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